Sijui lakini kama itabidi niendee refund kutoka mwalimu wangu wa kiswahili? How does translate to “magufuli tells uhuru to stop tribalism?”
Kama ningekuwa na butchery ningeprint hii thread na nifunge nyama nayo…upuss!!
Say your wife is great friends with your neighbour’s wife. They gossip about everything and what not. One day your neighbour’s wife passes on and a short while later your neighbour remarries a much younger and classy woman. Your wife can’t stand that new bitch especially she starts changing and adjusting everything her friend used to have. Your wife can’t understand why the neighbor would even choose that kind of woman who is so different than her deceased friend and vows never to speak to the “bitch”.
But as life goes your wife soon realizes her friend’s never coming back and decides to make good with her new neighbor. On her first visit to the neighbor’s house your wife notices the new tv, new drapes (better than the one’s in your house), new paint job and due to acid burn to the heart starts saying stuff like, “Hio TV yako ni kubwa lakini inaeza fanya mtu aumwe na kichwa.”
On seeing the new dazzling tiles in the toilet your wife quips,"Aki Mwende alikuwa anajua colours hangenunua tiles za green but hata green sio mbaya. "
Your wife is Magufuli. The new wife is Uhuru and Rao is Mwende. Oh, and your neighbour represents the Kenyan citizenry.