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In what is likely to throw Kenya and Tanzania into a diplomatic row, president Magufuli has blamed Kenyaâs biting maize shortage on Kenyansâ gluttonous nature.
Speaking from the Tanzanian Ikulu during a state dinner, the overly frugal Tanzanian president asked Kenyans, some of whom were in attendance, to stop gluttonous culture of âugali saucerâ, and just be content with the first serving.
Hear him: âShida ya ndugu zetu wa Kenya ni kwamba wanakula kumaliza na kuchoka. Hotelini lazima waitishe saucer (Kenyans donât eat to get satisfied, they eat to finish and only stop when they get tired!
At hotels, they must ask for additions)! He warned that if this behaviour is allowed to go on, it will put too much pressure on the other SGR â the Strategic Grain Reserve, effectively leading to its depletion.
The Tanzanian president went on to offer tips to Kenyans on how they can minimise intake of maize and maize flour. This, among others, included encouraging bad cooking. âGood cooking is a recipe for overfeeding. Only bad cooking will save your country!â scoffed the president.
Mwalimu then went on to advise those who make family meals to stop watching cooking shows, so as to ensure their cooking remains rudimentary and unappetising. âWasipo tii, itabidi lile tume la KFCB liingilie kati na lipigemarufuku hivi vipindi vya upishi kwenye [I]televisheni (or KFCB should step in and ban airing of cooking TV shows)!
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LET HIM STICK WITH HIS DICTATORIAL GOVERNANCES IN TZâŚLET HIM KNOW KENYA IS A CAPITALIST DEMOCRATIC LAND. LET HIM ADVICE THE FCUKING WILDER BEAST IN SERENGETI TO STOP FINISHING ALL THE GRASS THERE AND AVOID COMING TO THE MARA.
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hivi kwamba rais mzima kazi yake imekuwa kuchungulia majikoni mwetu ndio apate material ya kuongea?
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Magufool is too petty.
yaani magufuli cant crack a casual joke without kenyans drawing 50 page conclusions? this sounded like a well-meaning statement that he understands kenyan culture. watu watulie
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Read between the lines. Hakuna joke hapo, his perceptions are influenced by the greedy âManyangâauâ stereotype Danganyikans associate with Kenyans.
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Fiction + Satire.
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Huyu Makfool is just like the guy we have here. Why canât he mind his own business? Ashaiskia Uhunye akitajataja mifugo ka yeye?
Guy we have here ndio Mimi ama Nani tena. Heshima mkuu wetu tafadhali
Jiheshimu uheshimiwe. Learn to mind your own business.
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East Africa community yanileta hapa. Kwa hivyo sioni nikienda popote. Pia nyinyi mnajigamba na urongo tuu
This is bs, who believes anything they read on Standardâs crazy Monday?
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Kufuli ama gufooly, sahihisha sentensi kimantiki:mad:
Thats just a fake news meant to bring humour on boring Monday . writers should be very keen to whatever they write. It can end up kuwa mtu amwage unga na jokes za kijinga.
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These guys did not read that article in full or wamepitia juujuu tu! Itâs a prank, silly! @Jakoyo must be laughing himself silly!
it doesnt even matter if he was serious. people are making this guy seem more important than he is by latching onto every little remark he says on kenya.
Weh! Aiseh Magoof, naskia rais wenu amewahimiza kuendelea kupika mapishi ovyo; Sasa ile kelele yako ya Mama John na chakula chake kitamu usijetuletea tena, bloody ugali saucer!!
watch what will happen on twirra when several armchair analysts and opinionists grab a hold of this sh**