Preparations

It’s been a month now since we met. We’ve been cool, taking things slow, sipendi ngamia inaniharakisha, napenda mtu patient. We met through a mutual friend when hanging out and i was impressed - the feeling was mutual. Numbers tukabadilisha, texts here and there (at strategic times of the day) - ye si kama mafala wengine wanaonanga ni kama hatuna kazi ya kufanya mchana. Late night calls; talking lovey-dovey but throwing in corporate related convos, politics…etc …si zile ufala za “Whats your favorite color? When were you baptized? Mkona kuku ngapi?” In short, tumeblend.

Few kisses hapa kule…its a new thing, I’m cool with that. Did i say he’s patient?? Ok. So on Monday i called and made plans of spending the day at his place kesho ju ni holiday. Instead of eating out i offered to cook the nigga his favorite meal which happens to be mine too.

Mimi kesho si siri, I want to be flipped, twisted and turned. Cobwebs zimemea huko chini nataka zione fwaya, yaani moto!! Will be heading there kedo 12noon…was to go earlier lakini i have to chelewa kiasi ndio asione nilikuwa naitaka saaaana. :p:p…This week i’ve worked out enough just to maintain flexibility, practiced the styles/positions I’m gonna unleash. So, my fellow villagers, in case you don’t hear from me for a week or so, know that i either accompanied the Pope to UG with sins only meant to be forgiven in Rome…or I’m too stressed to put this much effort in worthless escapades. Till then, Wish me luck tomorrow. You can give me preparation advice kama uko nayo pia…stakataa

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Vile warusha mawe watasema hapo chini.

Nikona helmet, stamind.

For starters lazima umpatie bj, that thing is cash!

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One month sweetie not enough to give yourself to any man. Dry spell has never killed anyone. My old school thoughts

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Noted.

How long should i wait hun? What do i do tomorrow then? He works out, he has a broad shoulder than Bolt, has reasonable muscles, he eats healthy:):):p:p:p:p…give me a way to resist all that tomorrow.

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Thought was to be the lucky guy mbio ya Bolt ya kumalizia…yani nimerushwa nje ya box hivyo tu

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Mimi napenda missionary na scissors pekee.

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Sweetheart, pole sana. Umechelewa

scissors ni gani??

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Tunakutakia mema.

kumbuka kuleta evidence after being flipped, turned, and twisted.

Ni hayo tu.

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kwani Mr. Minute Man Johnny-cum-quick was kicked like a can down the street now you have a new stud in your lock?

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mimi nangoja hekaya ya aftermath

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Evidence in form of hekaya lazima itakuja.

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@Purr_27 kuja hapa na @Ice_Cube

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I regret to inform you that Mr. Minute man and i unfortunately parted ways. This was even before i put up that post.

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Ukiona hekaya haikuji…know something went wrong.

oh yes!

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I’m a patient guy, kuja na hekaya na audio of meeaow

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