Over lunch with a female colleague we got talking about how she was doing… said she is seeing this guy who happens to tick all the checboxes in her requirments list and she has been praying about the relationship and feels that God is saying no to it. I have heard that before from women but never from men, is it that men never pray about these things or what is that about? Pink handles do you pray about the relationships you are in

You sound like Maina Kageni.


Off course…we pray especially the first weeks …“If this man will bring me pain n anguish, n is lying…God let me know and spin him out of my life If he is decent protect n provide fr him” …

Prayer kama hiyo…:smiley:


sijui mbona nacheka…

why don’t u go straight to the point… muulize mnaelekea wapi, then take him to ur parents na watu wa kanisa and let the older people make a judgement on him, then deny him sex till ur married…

saa unapiga magoti kuomba Mungu after kupiga magoti kumpatia BJ then baadaye ukishatemwa uanze kuuliza Mungu ‘Why me?’

Unakuwanga na assumptions mingi sana…re read wat I typed

@Gio Allow me to ansa you with a narrative…Here Goes…

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired.
They say,
‘Hi, we’re hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?’
That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment.
‘You know,’ he said,
‘I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
And we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying . .
That phrase . . In no time.’
Thank you,’ the woman responded,
‘this may very well be the solution.’

The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we’re hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?’
There was stunned silence.
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
And exclaimed,
‘Put the beads away, @Gio
Our prayers have been answered!’


Saloon time reloaded :smiley: :smiley:

The only prayer for this lady should be “Oh my God, don’t stop, don’t stooooppppp”

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Huh, and how do you know the answer or you just assume your feelings are the answer

Uliombea hiyo relationship when you were courting your wife?

Praying is like asking for guidance,if you take things slow…signs of the true character of the person are prone to show…based on the xters you cam make a decision

Guess you meant cum?

Hii hekaya ni nusu. Ungemshow mwende kwake umfanyie maombi. Umwonjeshe ile keki ka ilibaki.

Hapo sasa:D:D:D:eek:

its just a friend I have no intentions with her whatsoever

Sasa wale watu hungoja hadi waoane na hao si vajo, si its a raw deal?

A woman knows what she wants when she meets the guy, the guys first impression leads a woman to dictate terms especially to shagging, she will decide then and there whether she will frustrate the guy or give him on date two…prayer ni ya vitu zingine, tuseme tu ukweli

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how does a woman like you pray for a good man na vile umejiwachilia hii kijiji

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Haha… Mtu wa watu

Guys here complain that the pink handles shy away and do not interact with you. few ladies attempt to do so like @Purr_27 n this is what she get??? Ati amejiachilia??? Don’t ever say that to any woman!!

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