Pray for Guka Because Tomorrow Anapatiana Mcoondu.............Ngai!!!

FieldMarshal_CouchP · December 30, 2015, 7:45am

Good question kijana. Those are among the most common in older men…

MISCHIEF · December 30, 2015, 7:52am

hhehehehe uzee uko na shida ku,be? yaaani mcoondu???

Conservative_dude · December 30, 2015, 8:01am

Its time for my end-of-year colonoscopy and prostate exams. Tomorrow is D-day.

Worst experience you have to undergo if you are a cut, old man, if you asked me.

A colonoscopy, if you don’t know, is an examination of the colon for any cancer. A day before you are given some shit to take that makes you diarrhoea and you feel hungry like hell but can’t eat.

Then you go to hosi and put those funny gowns that expose your butt. In the exam room, some kijana Luther walks into the room and tells you to lie on your side and RELAX. Relax? Shit, what man relaxes when his butt is exposed to another man (oh, ok, may be a few here).

Then they start inserting this long tube into your ass, kidogo kidogo. After kedo 20 minutes, its all the way up to I don’t know where, and all this time there are like four medics in the room looking at some weird pictures on a screen coz the probe has a camera at the tip. And one or two of the medics could be women, shit!

Heneway, after about 30-50 minutes, they are through.

And thats when they call in the urologist to do the prostate exam, which among others involves putting their oiled index finger up you ass…humiliating! Makes you wanna say to hell, kama ni cancer wacha iwe, then sense kicks in.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, just pray for me.

I’ll need that - and litres of Dutch courage - to go through tomorrow.

Good sense of humour. You’ll be okay grandpa

aviator · December 30, 2015, 8:16am

Pole guks. Butt even the mighty like uk undergo the same shiet.

gashwin · December 30, 2015, 8:36am

sema pun!

nairobilay · December 30, 2015, 8:38am

They sedate nothing! Its HKM with Lube

aviator · December 30, 2015, 8:44am

Butt (pun intended) even the mighty like Gashwin undergo the same ANALysis (pun intended).

biraru · December 30, 2015, 8:59am

Nangoja comment ya @Nefertities

bjurmann · December 30, 2015, 9:06am

Ningeuliza swali lakini wacha ikae.

Mathaais · December 30, 2015, 9:10am

Huyo pahali guka yuko hawezi karibia. Ni kama mbwa imeskia mahali kuna chui.

threetatu · December 30, 2015, 9:29am

Just out of curiosity, is it covered by your insurance ama its your private visit on your dime?

anon18059438 · December 30, 2015, 9:42am

Hiki kinawashwa na kunyi

byro · December 30, 2015, 9:49am

What happened

aviator · December 30, 2015, 9:51am

Where? When? To whom?

BigMark · December 30, 2015, 10:30am

with all the technology we have do they still have to insert stuff there, can’t a magnetic resonance imaging do the job ?

Joel · December 30, 2015, 10:47am

Guka you will be fine, don’t worry. Wishing you all the best tomorrow.

Web_Dev · December 30, 2015, 10:50am

All I seeing is a 4 course meal of excitement and a little seasoning of shame, come out we wont judge you. @Wakanyama una mteja, hata unaskia mkudu ni safi haina kinyesi.

FieldMarshal_CouchP · December 30, 2015, 11:04am

HomoWebdev niaje? Anko amepitia hapa saa hii tuu anakutafuta…shenji!

pamba · December 30, 2015, 12:56pm

Bila kuwa sedated wacha ikae, kwani kuna mtu hatakufa?

mkiawakati96 · December 30, 2015, 2:02pm

Mimi nauliza swali tu moja…Bio tube ni size gain Guka? ndio nikwambie pole.