Prado hua gari bure sana.. Moving coffin

Lakini Kenyans wanakuanga gullible ka shiet.Ukiwa na ka platform ka ku engage watu and then you speak with arrogance na unyamazishe anyone with a contrary opinion whenever you are putting across your googled answers utakua na watu wanaku follow kama ma mbuzi.Saa zingine nikikutana na hawa watunhujiita ma bigwigs wa twitter inalways wonder hizi ni takataka gani buana

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Ukienda Toyota Kenya they will sell you a Hiace with seats that is structurally meant for passengers. What happens on the ground is we import panel vans meant for cargo tunachomelea viti and we are good to go.

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You want to argue that those Hiace from Toyota Kenya will not cause a catastrophy when they’re
driven by maniacs? is that your argument? You mean those ones dere hajakalia engine without a crumple zone?

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Kina omwamba wa twitter and his acolytes flocked on this platform and burnt out their chests after they noticed that they cant police their opinions on elders around these streets.
Hako ka blue tick huwafanya wakue deluded tu sana

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Kwa events za magari hao manongwe wa twitter hu huddle pamoja ndio wakuwe noticed kama malaya wa koinange street.Hii upuss ya ati mtu ni influencer naonannga ukiwa ujinga.Sijawai make purchase decision juu ati tweep flani alisema hio product ni poa.

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Hizo physics mingi za CoG na sijui height na weight na horsepower si necessary. Being a good driver is about common sense and logic. When to speed when to slow down when to switch lanes etc… ka lazima mjinga aambiwe a slow down kwa corner hata hakuna haja ya ku bother

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Unaeza kuwa badly damned if you go by their marketing gimmicks.

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:green_emoji: thread closed

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Hehehe very true.Kuna mkamba flani mechanic wa hizi ma bimma mzee.Anaitwa alex maanzo or something like that.He has a created a huge following by hyping hizo bimma mzee and working on salvage project cars.Anaeza hype zile ma bimma mzee na upate ame post moja na anaitisha 800k without batting an eyelid buana.He has never posted a pic of someone buying the cars,he only puts a rubberstamp reading “SOLD”.hii kenya mafala huzaliwa daily.

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Obe gaki

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So kuna large suv zingine gani in Kenya, so we can compare the stats.

Toyota Fortuner…

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I remember asking that guy about the very same question about Toyota Hiace. He said haezi ingia those death traps. Ama sio ile jinga inajiita Alex Diesel turbo? Stupid foolish kid. He goes to collect some dead BMW, makes some.loud noise about it, throws in a Nissan Engine and transmission and purports to be the best “Engineer” mechanic 254 ever had.

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Kuna SG5 flani walihype sana na bro msmall alikua anaitaka. Nikamshow nikimuona na hiyo kitu tutapigana nimkimbize kama mwizi mpaka kwa mamake! :green_emoji: :green_emoji: :green_emoji:

Najua gari kumaintain inakuwa fiti lakini kubuy SG5 1.2m sahizi ni ujinga bana! Akina Alex wanashinda hapo ati “Wenye wanajua gari watabuy”! Gari ilishinda hapo more than a year.

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Yes yes that one clown

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Mitsubishi Pajero Shogun is the next best alternative
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You mean this one.

Lakini niulize… where ever would you carry out such a driving manuevre? Unless you intend the car to be used for hollywood stunt scenes

Hii option ni kama unadai kusave tu X kuna morio ako nayo yake ni KBK but ni swaffi

The car has its weaknesses, it’s light and a little too high for its width. It can get unstable at high speed at road bends, but it’s just as important to understand the behaviour of the particular vehicle you are driving, (however good it is), and be cautious, esp. on bends, at night, and on wet roads. That said, majority of Kenyan drivers aren’t careful.

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