Poverty Kila Mahali

Sasa aka ka 19 year old kanataka ati food place fancy

What are you talking about :unamused::thinking:?

So umpeleke kwenye haezi afford mwenyewe. She needs a dad.

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if you read between the lines, anataka umpeleke mahali hawezi jipeleka. She is not interested in you. just where you can take her …at your expense.

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Mpelele kwenye ulikuwa juzi solo kwa meza kubwa. Go redeem yourself from the waiters that this time hauko on a solo date :green_emoji:

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Jipange mblo, ama urundi sacramento na blue balls

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Si umnyonye boro asirudi na blue balls zimefura? We know you are a cocksucker

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Matusi ni ya nini kijana?

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She thinks I’m one of those simps she’s used to. Why does she even think a stranger is going to spend 5k on her siku ya kwanza? Unless nimemkula kwanza.

All my first dates are usually something cheap alafu nikishakula vitu then next time napeleka yeye somewhere fancy.

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Yeap, she’s mad. I wonder why she thinks a stranger would spend 5k on her. Nyinyi simps ndio mmeharibu market :joy:. Mimi nimezoea coffee date kwanza, nakula mali and then later napeleka yeye place fancy (after kukamua vitu). Huyu aambie budake.

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I’m not spending 5k on a bitch I don’t even know. Sequence inakuanga ivi:

  1. Something low effort (coffee date, a walk in a park etc)

  2. Nakamua Mali

  3. After enjoying her body, napeleka yeye fancy date sasa

Any woman who expects ati I go balls deep in my pocket siku ya kwanza narusha dustbin.

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Keep us posted with true ebrufication

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Umezoea normal dates with sane women who don’t look at themselves as commodities. Huku economy iliharibika there’s an entire generation who don’t believe a normal date can exist or fathom someone meeting them, talking and parting ways without trying to get them intoxicated.

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True…women here in kenya are materialistic. Ukimpeleka cheap date ati kumpima akili atasema you are broke and she will leave. Najua @Gaines uses this method to sieve gold diggers. But if you just wanna hit the pussy i dont care. Use cheap 1st dates if you want something genuine and long term.

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Damn. Yaani hii Kenya lazima umwage pesa kwanza ndio ukule? :joy::joy: How do people date and fuck hii mtaa?

Weh, wacha tu nirudi Biden country. Huko tunasplit bill na blonde na ninapewa cow girl all night.

Mpeleke calabash ushike jug ya keg na jaba

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Damn. Yaani hii Kenya lazima umwage pesa kwanza ndio ukule? :joy::joy: How do people date and fuck hii mtaa?

Weh, wacha tu nirudi Biden country. Huko tunasplit bill na blonde na ninapewa

Pretending to be broke is the ultimate sieve.

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@Gaines does this method work in Kinya?

Toa umaskini

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