I won’t greet you villagers.In fact I am not in a greeting mood thanks to recent poor performance on the lass department. Don’t get me wrong,no, I haven’t gone down on thresholds,Hell No.I would just hang myself in such a case. I have been having unfortunate encounters with not so beautiful daughters of eve. I suspect I am in the wrong side of town or they stopped giving birth to beautiful ones. I am walking down Gusii street in Nakuru while one summons me, “boss, utanunua?” Innocently, I ask, “uko na ya twenty bob?” . she just extended her lips, looked at me from head to toe, frowned, and arched her head backwards and threw her ornament loaded hands in a manner to suggest she didnt like my face. In my head, thought, Chisos, nanunua credit ya mbao in the wrong part of town!! She wasn’t even that beautiful. Not with that disgusting big backside, brown face and short dress.
Kijana jifunze pombe.
Gusii street ndo wapi?
Kuna mpira ya kuonwo, nyama ya kukulwo na fombe ya kukunywo kati ya hizo umekosa ata moja?
Chunga zile hekaya unaleta watu wa man u wako na hasira.
Hata ya mbao? Hiyo yapimwo vipi?
Kama ni mutura, unatumia kisu, what of this?
Kweli Kadogo economy is crawling (inapenya) everywhere…
Huyu NV apewe kiti
Sitaki ,acha tu nisimame