Here are a few key takeaways for the late Kasipul MP, Sir Charles Ong’ondo Were. This son of the soil just proved that polygamy works—you just need a bit of maturity and emotional intelligence.
People like that one-man guitar from Murima, that beautiful but semi-wise nominated senator with nice rears, and that woman who calls herself ‘Nothing But Prayers’ could not survive in a polygamous setup because polygamy needs maturity, and unfortunately, all of them proved to be certified idiots.
Back to the Kasipul MP—Ong’ondo Charles had more than one wife: a Luo, a Meru, and a Kalenjin woman. The Luo wife passed on earlier, but the remaining two seem to be very solid. They love each other, support one another, even wear matching outfits. Polygamy is sweet; only fools see it like a competition. Let’s all embrace polygamy. Viva polygamy!
Let me close this update with a few Kasipul proverbs, one that says, “A beautiful widow never loses a case in a village where the chiefs are young and energetic men.”
The second one that says, “When a widow has big buttocks, the village elders do not waste time to bury her late husband.”
And the final one that says, “A man should never be afraid to sleep with a widow because he flatly knows where the husband is.”