Politriks

  1. This guy is a Muslim but instead of saying Allah, he is saying “God” (I know Allah is god too, focus)

  2. He is using a Christian song instead of an Islamic recitation (Allahu Akbar)

  3. He is mainly interacting with nywele ngumu and Blecks and not “watu wa ngozi ya karafuu”

  4. He knows Mombasa and the coastal area is largely Christian and he is tapping into that, just like his boss.

  5. He is in a church instead of a mosque farting.

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Hapati

Si ni kama vile arror huwa kinyonga. Yeye ndiye mkristo #1 lakini when it suits him anakuwa towelhead na vice versa.