Talkers who are current/former members of political parties,
what’s the best strategy to position yourself to ‘eat’ party funds enough to change your life during the campaign season.
knowing the risks that come with being an agent
mapema ndio best
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kuuliza si ujinga
First step is to make connections with your local political opinion leaders that are known associates or have links to the political patron you want to “eat” from. Focus on the low education types that have favour with the patron (Sudi and Faruk equivalents). These types are usually accessible locally -hawana utiaji kwa ground, and are easier to ingratiate yourself to depending on your people skills . Even without knowing the boss directly, you can eat good if you gain their trust. It’s this group that run errands for the patron like divving up campaign funds and shaking down campaign “donors”. They know where the good money making deals are. At this level, crumbs from such deals may range from hundreds of thousands to the millions even when you are mtu wa mkono.
The eating will be even better when you win the elections.
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You target a specific politician the start following him on all social media platforms then start doing unpaid PR for him ans supporting him like crazy on all his social media engagements. Become his No. supporter and some point you will be called to assist in his political efforts
First enda upeane mkia tight. Utakua Kwa circle immediately
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Another political prostitute in the making 
Do this, go to the your chosen party members and lick the bottom of all their shoes as you patiently wait for them to give you access to the mkubwa. If this fails try the option our esteemed elder cotedivoire has posted above.
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you have experience?
wewe na cotedivoire same wozzap.
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kwa ground vitu ni different