I was coming from South C just peacefully walking towards Nairobi West just a bit past West Malls when this landcruiser pulls up infront of me. The driver rolls down his window and tells me “Shenzi wewe rudi kwa Nyumba.” I try my best to answer as calmly as possible, “Ehh nimepigia mtu, nachukuliwa tu hapa Nairobi West”.
I thought that was that and continued walking nonchalantly towards Nairobi West. Like 10 seconds later nimeskia Nyahunyo mzito kwa mabega. Hata before I can react naskia jacket imevutwa amenipendua na kunishika jacket kwa shingo. Son of a bitch gave me a proper punch on the left side of my face. Naihisi hadi saa hii my face is throbbing. So bitch started pulling me towards the landcruiser. ati “Tunapenda majeuri kama wewe. Nakuambia uende nyumbani unatembea ni kama uko harusi?” I tried to protest “Na si nimekuambia naja kuchukuliwa hapa Nairobi West!”
Idiot starts setting his body up like someone who is about to swing another nyahunyo at me. I’m not about to take another lash. No not today. I don’t think he even knew what hit him. I lightly poked his eye and while he was still dealing with that taught him how a proper right is thrown. He staggered a couple steps back and fell on his backside. I still have that 100 meter speed on me, nimedhibitisha leo. Within the twinkle of an eye nilikua nimepiga hiyo corner ya macontainer, nyuma ya police post, nimechomoka huko mcfries, hadi ile base ya mogoka ya mkisii. Nikapata boda boda ameniingiza Hizi sides za Nairobi West Hospital kuna arif wangu Mwest Africa leo nitalala kwake.
Pole kiongoss,mbinguni haya hayatakua tunayaacha huku duniani:D
so ulim poke tu like a sissy ama after ulimkula left jab?
You don’t run from Kenyan cops, you just don’t! But enyewe at times its hard to tell them apart from thugs and when that happens, you just have to take off.
I’m still assessing my injuries. I’ve got a sharp pain on the left side of my face, halfway between the ear and the eye. Amenigwara left arm ngozi imetoka. Skin iko red kwa mabega mahali nyahunyo ililand. Other than that I think am fine. Or at least I hope I am fine.
Not good idea to hit a cop in .ke, that gives him the right to kill you on the spot even if you are on your knees with hands raised up pleading for mercy.
You need to realize the Kenya police is a criminal organization
Boss ningeingia hio landcruiser ningeona siku mrefu. This nigga looked like he was high on weed.
Huyo muarif wake wasee ni mimi…gud nytiniii
Unajua self defence doesn’t leave space for second thoughts. You either submit fully or resist fully. Na hapa this guy didn’t give me any room for submission. When you opt to go, you go.
Ghasia,peleka hizo pundit advice zako za upuzi na huko.Next time ukienda kwa duka nunua boxers sio tampons zenye umezoea.
Ati tunasema revolution na vimama kama wewe ndani ya mix…bure kabisa
Kwani leo bibi amekubali ubaki online hadi almost midnight.
Yenyewe hio right iliconnect. Hadi nikifungua mdomo naskia uchungu. Hii Kenya sio yetu. Is it a police service or a thug force? What’s so hard in advising someone gently to go home. Even offering to take them home as a responsible police force. No wonder walipata D kwa mtihani. Akili zero.
Were you past curfew time ama ni uchokozi tu?
The good thing is that you are safe away from them.
Next time avoid trouble
Ndio naambiwa apparently curfew imerudishwa to 10P.M. I was under the impression curfew is 11 P.M. besides mi sijawahi ona curfew Nairobi West.
Iza.
A while back nime enda stenje kutoa afew dudes drunk disorderly kwa stenje.
Kijana kaa hapo ungoje oh si es…hawa watu yako wametusumbua sana…right next to me kuna a young girl probably form 1 form 2…shes sobbing…kila mtu amekataa kumhelp or no ones doing jack shit wanampita ni kama hawamwoni.
Kidogo a female kurutu amekuja ameangalia huyo dame akaguswa…akaita another male cop…they armed themselves wakatoka na the girl.
Like half an hour later wakarudi na a young ruffian boy in handcuffs…with blood trickling from injuries to his head and another 2nd girl whose also in tears.
The 2 cops waka take the 2 new kids wakaanza ku record ma statement nene nene.
Oh si es akinita kwa office yake nikatoboka 3000 for my marauding goons.
Vile nangoja my boys wakuwe released…oh si es aka approach the girl roho safi akamwambia yeye ni supuu na andai kumpeleka out that weekend na dame asikatae ampe chance.
Huyo dame alikuwa amekuja kureport kesi ya sistake amekuwa raped by the ruffian…the boda boda…na oh si yes badala ya kumwuliza shida ni nini…hes vibing her.
Ushawahi ona watu insensitive…ndio hao basi. Machozi karibu yanitoke macho.
The 2 sisters were orphans. Enyewe .ke cops are crap.
Eye poke sio sissy wewe. It’s one of the fastest way to distract someone. They instantly forget you and go to their own world.
I had all the time in the world to deliver a punch the way it should be delivered. From the feet, to the hip to the swing… the kinetic motion on this one was a thing of beauty. Lakini si unajua priority ni kujitoa danger zone. Lakini jamaa ni bure, he sucker punched me and I remained standing.
kenya police imejaa majangili…and there are chances that ghel and her sister are officially sex slaves coz of the power difference…am assuming she accepted the offer… (ghels are rotten today)…
but si unajuwa kuna curfew , the cop mara ya kwanza told you uende nyumbani that is when unge mu approach umwambie not wishing him away with funny excuses za unangoja kupickiwa ama ungeingia vichochoro immediately after warning not prancing like you are Rambo , communication muhimu. infact nyahunyo ungekula in the first meet.
Light skin mutura random uko aje