I am starting to think (remember the empty head full of my brains) that @Mathaais could be right. Right,for the first time in his life. He claims that the fight I had with that crazy podapoda messed my thinking. He claims that there is a short circuit in my motherboard. (@snapdragon head snaps to attention) I bet he lives,breaths,eats and sleeps all things that short circuit.
As I was saying,my thinking appears to have been screwed by the interaction with the mechanized form of transport.
Reminds me of my former high school life. The headmaster (RIP) and his deputy,am not sure whether he is still alive. The deputy was another one. He was at his best when abusing students… His best insults included all things agricultural. He would call you drumhead,copenhagen,california white,black zebu…among other exotic sounding names. Greenfingers will tell you that those are moneymakers. But he killed it when he warned boys against putting pockets in their hands when walking around the school. Or when addressing teachers and prefects. That was during the Friday morning assembly!! And he did not miss a step. He moved on to the next announcement. I wish you well Mr. Githaiga and ya beautiful wife.
So this guy walks in and says happy new year…he has not seen me since the year 2015,and another guy says,ati happy new what? Its supposed to be Happy New Season…there is the unmistakable south sudan dinka accent. Kisungu ilikuya na meli…na fish ikakula osungu.
From where I sit,I got a good view of the street. And I watch people. I see all kinds of citizens. And I wonder,where are all these Kenyans going. And what do they do? Is that woman a mother or looch,a word I have not used in a long while. And that guy’s dick,how big is it? Questions that are rhetorical but could open a can of surprises if answered.
There was a call today for articles by the Publisher of the Kville weekly magazines. And I thought whether I could submit an word or two. What would the editor think of my musings. What class would he file my article under? Maybe the podapoda induced crazy thoughts category. Maybe not.
I read an article on precious stones and @mabenda4 and @kawambui came to mind. There was a mention of middlemen. I could not help but smile and wish the two early suns as they mid wife the stones from the mines of Baringo to the fingers of the rich and mighty and moneyed. And talking of Baringo,are the goats there as stupid as they are reputed to be? Could they pass muster at @Wakanyama Butchery and restaurant. Why was the ktalk butcher equatored? Maybe @admin and his henchmen,the likes of @Deorro and @Electronics4u (I understand not why he would think he has gadgets for me) could pretend to answer that. Speaking of @admin and his henchmen,why does he not have a henchwoman? Is Ktalk administration that gender insensitive? In this era of inclusion? Seriously Mr @admin?..
And it goes on and on and on and on…