PNC 11 hours later

Miki_wa_thika · July 27, 2025, 11:03pm

Sartuday i learned my lesson. NEVER EAT LANYE AFTER 6th BEER. Sartuday i love to be in town. I parked my “Toy” uptown pale supreme court for security. I decided to explore peddlers wa SJ. One bottle later nikaona its nolonger the “karumaindo” it used to be. I walked helter skelter to VIP to enjoy better probeta N and fake erections. Its sartuday VIP iko full, i get a seat in a place not so strategic to wash my cornea. Anyway a few yelo yelo thighs passed proximal to my location here and there. A bottle after another, waiter leta Guinness baridi mara leta moto. 9 bottles it is: my cornea is no longer working the small head is in control. From that point i dont remember anything i find myself alone in my bed at 12pm sunday. In my message app are the endless mpesa messages. On top of it is a message from a number asking “ulisema utakuja sleepover saa ngapi”. The number is saved Sophie VIP. A little scroll on my mpesa I find a name Jane…i now have to call the jane Alias sophie: She answers she says tulienda shot hapo VIP and we echanged numbers and i said ntakuja for sleepover. PNC ilinishika after nimeingia WhatsApp nikaona profile pic. I cant imagine nilikula huyu flesh peddler. My advice: AFTER THE 6th beer PLEASE GO HOME, I repeat Go Home. Leo nimeshinda nikioga. I dont think i will heal anytime soon

Zush · July 27, 2025, 11:05pm

Yaani umesema haungojei hio dawa mpya ya HIV mdau

Miki_wa_thika · July 27, 2025, 11:08pm

PNC imenipiga wacha tu. Hiyo sura ni ngumu sana for the 500 i spent onJane. Sophie Mwitu

ChifuMbitika · July 28, 2025, 1:21am

You sound like a haunted pauper

cortedivoire · July 28, 2025, 2:39am

Sanchez11 · July 28, 2025, 4:02am

@Miki_wa_thika hapa unaongea ukweli..if you take 5 beers maximum..Uko alert vizuri ..zikifika Tisa, inakua balaa

codeword254 · July 28, 2025, 5:47am

Nilienda VIP on Sunday nikaconfirm story ya @Sanchez11 lanyes wamechapa, you cannot compare the VIP of 2022 na this current one. Na wale wako na market wameamia hio new VIP naskia iko close to Eureka.

Casino niliona madems wengi worth chewing problem tu ni hio environment.

Sanchez11 · July 28, 2025, 6:15am

VIP ikianza wa lit ..I remember tukinunua beer 180..Kasongo has ruined this country

Deez_nuts · July 28, 2025, 9:52am

Directions za new VIP please

Dudu1 · July 28, 2025, 10:07am

Alaa it’s now open? It was to be where that signature club ya rhumba was, hapo where buruburu double M are, first floor

codeword254 · July 28, 2025, 10:09am

Yes kuna lanye wa SJ aliniambia iko open though I didn’t bother much with the directions but naskia iko close to Eureka.

anon45440498 · July 28, 2025, 10:34am

PNC issa Lanye not a bitch

Oloibon · July 28, 2025, 11:07am

Shot ya mia tano ndio unawika hivi bruh, siku utachomeka proper si utajinyonga.

Jayman · July 28, 2025, 11:27am

At least Jane/Sophie didn’t steal the phone from you. Heal bro and move on!

Hesabu_reloaded · July 28, 2025, 11:55am

anakaa kusema..“Kustoma chuga usiteleze dani ya mkudu..mimi sifanyagi hio” ama..“si utaniogezea mia biri nikupee style ya ndoggy”

MTINGIZA_KITANDA · July 28, 2025, 3:33pm

Hekaya on point. Hiyo kulewa hivo sio poa. Utajipata umekula lanye raw siku moja

Dudu1 · August 1, 2025, 11:06am

Very nice, nitaenda inspection

Sanchez11 · August 1, 2025, 1:01pm

nitapitia leo pia

Dudu1 · August 1, 2025, 1:07pm

Have enquired, it’s owned by VIP club owner. has no short time rooms yet but zinajengwa. So ni kama eureka tu, you identity and go eat elsewhere