PLOT DRAMA

I dont usually mind about anything happening around my neighbourhood and if I hear a brawl especially with a guy and his woman, I just play my music louder and mind my own. But yesterday it felt too much. I was just warming something to munch then nilale but huku side my neighbour immediately adjacent to my place kulikuwa na war inabrew. They were hitting at each other, falling on stuff and pounding each other. It felt very painful especially for the lady.

So I got out, went to the door and told them to keep it down. Caretaker pia alipewa 411 akuje kucalm the storm. However they went on. Now it was about quarter to 11pm, peeps were supposed to be sleeping but they were getting louder. So almost kila msee ametoka nje kucheki what the problem was as is the norm with plots… Asking endless questions. Apparently the guys fighting, the jamaa is a student and the lady is a CSW who looks way older. You know those women who have had a kid or two but yet to find a guy who wants to cuff them so they camp at drinking joints and when a guy chipos them they hang on to him like ticks. Sasa alikuja kwa this guy akakatalia akisema he just wants to bang her and leave her. She said something like “kila mtu atacheza position yake” and that wanaume ni kidogo itabidi we share!

Problem was that she was forcing herself on the poor guy who is still a student and said he just wanted to smash hakutaka anything solid or permanent. It gets foggy after that because kazi ya salon ni ngumu. My big question was just simple, why would anyone who loves themselves bring a lanye to his digz? Knowing how dangerous they can be?

Enda church ukaombee hao majirani

Hii story kama haukiingilia kati ungenyamasa tu nayo.

haya tumejua wewe ni caretaker wa mbulot, rudi kulala sasa

Zii anafaa kurudi job, afagie na kufyeka nyasi kwa mburoti

Maneno ya wapenzi wawili usiyaingilie kati!

na wewe ile mbuloti ya wenyewe ulichoma ulilipa?

This is below peasantry.

Dick-thinking my friend, at his age the dick is the supreme head.

Nyamasa, that’s enough salon you have narrated.

What’s the point? Kunguru imeshazaa inataka kuwekwa na kijana wa campus?? Some women are delusional…ukishazaa you should cross out any man below 35, whether he has kids or not, lakini hawatakangi kuskia ivo. Which sober man will waste his young years raising other people’s kids when he probably hasn’t sired his own? Kunguru akikatalia kwako leta kunguru ingine impige.

Recipe for disaster!

Some people though… Dem hafai kulala 2 nights straight kwako

Peleka lanye kwako at ua own risk.ata kama umetoa mombatha

One has an option of ignoring wen the couple next door is fighting but on the other hand u imagine if thats your siz or daughter… my view is that the elderly couples in the plot should try and intervene n probably also give some counsel… shida ni ati plot nyingi ziko na young families couples wamekula chumvi kiac hawaishi kwa plot…

Kuna moja nilipeleka kwa keja ikakatalia wiki mzima. Mpaka ghasia inanifanyia kazi zote za nyumba.

Watu hukatazwa usionyeshe poko kwako alafu unajifanya tu. Jamaa apambane tu Hali yake ya ujinga.