Platinum Highlands

Today I decided to take mbili at this club, Platinum Highlands, located along moi avenue as waited to pick someone who was arriving from upcountry. Those who have visited the place, mnajua it has some really hot waitresses. After one Tusker, I got in a conversation with one of the waitresses. She looked very young, yellow yellow and cute! She truly looked underage.

Waitress: can I wipe your table?
Leprof: sure.
Leprof: Are you 18 yet?
Waitress: what?
Leprof: You look so young, I don’t think you have hit 18.
Waitress: we ungejua, am 24!
Leprof: you look like you are still in highschool.
Waitress: actually Niko fourth year.
Leprof: Really? Bado uko shule?
Waitress: yeah.
Leprof: unasomea wapi?
Waitress: Hapa Tuk.
Leprof: Nice, unasomea Nini?
Waitress: Electrical engineering
Leprof: Really?
Waitress: Yeah.
Leprof: That’s cool, actually I am an engineer too!
Waitress: wow!

After some more conversation, the lady asked for my number. Today was her last day in the job as wanafungua next month.

I will be screwing her very soon. Probably next week!

Hao mawaitress ukuwanga live wire msee, chunga usimeze ARVs kama mdau @Staff Member

CD mpangoni! Btw how is staff member doing, amepotea kwa hii Kijiji!

Ata picha ya hiyo kiraka ya kupanguza meza ungeweka.

Ama hiyo meza chafu

For now hakuna thermal proof, but I will update Kijiji on the development as we go, thermal proof will be posted then.

Cheap waiters huko, kula but cd mpangoni

bila picha hii hekaya ungepita hapo nje ya SJ upigie huyo wochman ako hapo. ghasssia

Ama bottle opener

She’s Not doing electronic engineering but engaging in rungutronic engineering

Amepatia customers watatu number leo. Plus the staff washatap na manager pia. Not to mention the lecturers na mastude wa tuk

She only sees u as a piggy bank. Kama ungekua msoto atakughost mbaya. Hapo ndio entry requirements

Just tap and exit. Kwanza akiona wewe ni beta male utazungushwa 3 months ukikuliwa pesa

Amka sasa uende kanisa

Funga mdoma caretaker, @Leproff amerusha mtama na kupata number, wewe kazi ni kulipa 20k tagged na badoo . Get a life son.

20k inakuuma? That’s like half of what I spend on home Internet and mobile internet.

It’s my money and ur never getting any of it. Nakula wewe unameza. Jealous bugger, nani alikuambia uandikwe kazi kwa mhindi

Fungua mkia to @gayathri97 uwache kucomplain about brokness

Doesn’t matter bro!

She will screw you juu anaona opportunity ya engineering-related job connection from you akimaliza

Of course I will help her get a job akimaliza.

Napenda hizo vitu yellow yellow, rusha number huku, will just tell her tulipatana hapo platinum