Planteshen is the only way

You know, its crazy how a few months ago I was really identifying with the MGTOW stuff, you know, about just making money then finding prewall girls to have a good time with. But once you start identifying with the true source of knowledge, Jesus Christ, He clearly shows you how stupid and secular your thoughts were, and how you were squarely in the broad path.

In the Bible, fornication is a sin. Infact @Yuletapeli here is the only dude having legitimate sex. God explicitly says that fornicators will not inherit the Kingdom of God. He does not mince words here. It’s either you actually go celibate which is OK, or you just gotta get into the plantation. I too struggle with lust. I would go as far as to say that it is the only thing that is keeping me in sin. If I conquer lust, I am 100% sure I will be right in God’s eyes.

That’s why as soon as I land in vumbistan, naingia planteshen direct. I already have a nice Christian girlfriend. Very attractive, young and childless. I have been praying to God and he has shown me all signs. Last week she was so excited to be appointed as church clerk. In the same conversation she reminded me that she prays for me twice a day, when she wakes up and before she goes to sleep. I will not mention the number of times she has hinted at marriage. So, yes, I am going all in, and I encourage you elders to do the same.

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God gave me this sexual appetite and huge penis for a reason, one woman will NOT be hogging it.

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All the best kaka. Mgtow and lanye eating is for losers.

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See how you made sure you capitalized the word NOT, that’s what’s called being hostile towards God. Ultimately you gotta change this thinking of yours.

Some talkers look for lanyes and kunyonga because their wives deny them sex. Marrying is not enough but the wife has to go an extra mile and submit herself fully to the husband and give sex whenever demanded. Just like Christ gave himself to be crucified for the salvation of all mankind.