KWANI WALE WANAUME WALIKUA WANANYANDUA MWANAMKE PROPER WALIENDA WAPI?
I know majority of women wonder what happened to the men who used to screw a lady hadi anarudi kwao kama ameweka underware kwa mfuko. Men who used to drill a woman until lips za kuma zinafura zinatoka nje… akiketi anasikia uchungu.
Women are wondering why, kitambo mwanaume alikua anambao hadi mboo inaanza kugongagonga kitovu lakini siku hizi utaona mwanaume amesimamisha lakini mboro imemulika mbele tu kama torch.
Women are wondering why men kitambo walikua wanagonga 3+ shots hadi watu wa kutengeneza condoms wakaweka minimum ya 3 condoms per pack na siku hizi short mbili ni shida kuachieve.
Here are your answers;
1.) Nowadays hakuna kuma tamu. Kuma nyingi zimeoshwa na jik, zingine zikawekwa ma vibrator, zingine zikaingizwa chupa za Heineken, cucumber ndizi alafu rinsing inafanwa na detergent. Such pussy is tasteless. Kitambo ulikua unaingia kwa kuma, mboro inatoka na white fluid inakaa maziwa. Such is rare nowadays.
2.) Nowadays nunu zinatumika kama paybill, PayPal or visa. You only select what commodity you want paid by a vagina and pap you have your shot. Nunu siku hizi zinalipa rent, busfare, credit, data bundles, gwarana na snap. There’s plenty of nunu around that a man only needs to pick the payment that is easy and convenient.
3.) There are so many cheap prostitutes in every town such that instead of wasting your energy on one individual, you can sample several. For instance in Mlolongo, with a thousand shillings, you can lay 5 different women which is more of what men want.
4.) Majority of our men drink alot with fallacies that some form of beer enhances libido. Kwanza a brand called Balozi is the worst. Anyone who drinks that brand, characters zake hujulikana kwa urinal. Utapata jamaa amekaribia ukuta na bado anafinya tip ya mboro for pressure to accumulate ndio aki release mkojo asijikojolee kiatu. Such a person don’t expect akue na erection ya kugonga kitovu.
5.) The other kind of men are those that will go to the urinal holding a phone on one hand and the other is inside the pocket as they urinate. These men will stand like 4 metres from the urinal and finish their business. I am in this category. But again, we have no business with getting tired of something that I am paying for. As long as nitakulipa, hiyo short ya pili pelekea mtu mwingine. Do you have any idea how shot ya pili huwa ngumu kukuja? It’s like walking from Nairobi to Mombasa.
So, my point is… men stopped fucking hard when pussy became commercial. Kitambo, women never knew that they had a Butchery between their legs. People who screwed in the early 90s, 80s and going backwards know what I mean.
Jamaa amefanya research… Yake