Philanthropic Birrioneas

[nairobilay]

For those of you looking for a plan on 3rd August. The Rotary Club of Langata has this going on.

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Watu wa cheki maneno keti pale----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

@Guru there is space in my car for you to wear your biggest goggles and it also has AC
@Purr_27 there will be two thermoses, one with tea the other with your choice of poison vodka/wine/whiskey
@spax you can wear your shortest skirt and i assure you no-one will see the mapaja courtesy of the tint.

[system]

@nairobilay

@Guru there is space in my car for you to wear your biggest goggles and it also has AC

So you are saying @Guru is fat and stinks?

@nairobilay

@Purr_27 there will be two thermoses, one with tea the other with your choice of poison vodka/wine/whiskey

She is an alcoholic.

@nairobilay

@spax you can wear your shortest skirt and i assure you no-one will see the mapaja [SIZE=5]courtesy of the tint[/SIZE].

She is insecure about her thighs because they are dark and ugly.

You must have a small penis if these are the women you go out with.

[Ice_Cube]

@nairobilay

@spax you can wear your shortest skirt and i assure you no-one will see the mapaja courtesy of the tint.

why put on a mini when you don’t want your thunder-thighs to be seen

[Guru]

Thanks @nairobilay for your invite.

@Swidfil Makanje

So you are saying @Guru is fat and stinks?

Ever heard of hot flashes?

[karl_marx]

@nairobilay

For those of you looking for a plan on 3rd August. The Rotary Club of Langata has this going on.

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Watu wa cheki maneno keti pale----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

@Guru there is space in my car for you to wear your biggest goggles and it also has AC
@Purr_27 there will be two thermoses, one with tea the other with your choice of poison vodka/wine/whiskey
@spax you can wear your shortest skirt and i assure you no-one will see the mapaja courtesy of the tint.

You do understand i am dating Purr ???

[Gio]

Baada ya kugonga mwamba na Nef umerudi huku?

[spax]

@nairobilay Thanx for the invite but I’m not the mini type so worry less.

[Mkufuu]

watu wa cheki maneno ni drivers of 4x4 kwanza… Cheki maneno is a hobby and sport

[Kill_The_Buzz]

Nefertities na her fat fingers atawekwa kwa bonet?
Ama using the Fisi Theory or Sampling, uliingia Olduvai Gorge na the interest waned away.
Saa hizi najua amekaa na mapaka n maumbwa kadhaa cursing all men

[system]

@Guru

Thanks @nairobilay for your invite.

Ever heard of hot flashes?

You mean like when I suddenly reveal/show my big penis at passing women without their consent?

[nairobilay]

@karl marx

You do understand i am dating Purr ???

until you put a ring on her finger…

[nairobilay]

@spax

@nairobilay Thanx for the invite but I’m not the mini type so worry less.

its ok. we will still enjoy seeing that booty in those jeans…alternatively, a sun-dress would do. it is rather sunny.

@Guru, you can wear that hot number you have been keeping in the wardrobe.

[sludgist]

@nairobigay rudisha ii upuss kwa ile slum yenu na nefmatako. MEFFI!

[WuTang]

Khasia

[karl_marx]

@nairobilay

until you put a ring on her finger…
https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Whats%20up%20with%20all%20these%20posts%20on%20harry%20potter%20vs%20_c5c93c0476fa27221837988d73b7bf24.jpg

Get your facts well. I’ve paid half the dowry( 5 cows , 3 goats, 10 chicken and 2 litres of chang’aa). She is already half mine.

[uwesmake]

NAIROBILAY UMEWACHA NEFERSYPHILIS NA BARIDI SANAAA

[Purr_27]

@karl marx

You do understand i am dating Purr ???

sass wewe hii imaginary dates zako…do something