People Who Regularly Masturbate Are More Likely To Be Managers or Mods like @purple, Survey Reveals

The survey by Univia has revealed that people who regularly masturbate are more likely to be managers at work.
In the survey, 1,012 people were asked about their masturbation habits, as well as their job. The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.
[INDENT]Univia explained: “They were more likely to be employed, more likely to hold management positions, and more likely to earn higher salaries.”[/INDENT]
Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.
Meanwhile, regular masturbators were 8% more likely to ask for a raise.
While the reason for this link remains unclear, the researchers suggest that masturbating could help to improve your self-confidence.
[INDENT]They explained: “The boost in self-confidence that masturbation was previously shown to cause may be one major contributor to higher paychecks, for it can take a certain amount of confidence and bravery to ask your boss for a raise.[/INDENT]
[INDENT]“In other words, masturbation may be correlating with the self-confidence boost needed to ask your supervisor to pay for what you deserve.”[/INDENT]

Why purple

Vile @Starscream atasema

Masturbators are seizers. They take matters in their own hands.

Hio kitu ni mbaya ukizoea sana it messes you up

funny behaviours. unaeza kula ugali na imagination ya fish? then mbona uimagine about msichana ukimasturbate? si utafute tu msichana utombe? mambo zengine niza kishetani.

I thought it’s well established masturbation causes self esteem issues.
This other one that improves self confidence is from where?

:D:D unawazimu mingi sana.

Masturbation is an art

Unasugua kinembe hadi inawaka moto

That describes just about everything in life … including life itself.

That’s quite true


How does those two things (masturbation and salary) even relate