Peculiarly kenyan quotes

hapa hakuna Mambo ya wahenga…
1.Piga kama burukenge… don’t exactly remember who said it.
2.Hii Pesa Sio ya mama yako…
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hata wakizima stima tutakunywa tu
kenyans have peculiar calling habits
na weengiiine kazi yao ni kuregarega tuuu

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serekali saidia

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Bure kabisa

Mavi ya kuku wewe

Mawingu yamechoka,punda ametanda

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Unajifanya ng’ombe, ukamuliwe na nani?

Tutakata tu- Nyeri cow.
It is like raping a woman who is already too willing, Huu huu huu

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come baby come

It is Cum Baby Cum

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Weka taya gari ipite or was it ukiona hao weka taili

ukiona wao weka taya

Ukiona simba amenyeshewa usidhani ni paka.

Nitapita katikati yao.
Your dreams are valid.
Your name betrays you.
Accept and move on

kimunya Ooh, ooh… weka sauti ya bull fighter
Kwani unafikiri nilikuwa nalipwa na ndizi… that’s the best so far, Kidero should have dropped the mic after that.

I will rather resign than die-Kimunya

Kimunya must ko
Si hata Akaranga anatosha

when you rattle a snake you must prepare to be bitten by it

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It’s like raping a woman who is already too willing

“hasira ya dinning hall captain, furaha ya walio ndani”

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otherwise