Peasant talk: Avocados

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@gashwin

i grow ass.

silicone?

like plastic surgery?

What do u grow ass for??

You like shit

you like hit

or you like it

in

[Steelo]

@Bingwa Scrotum

silicone?

like plastic surgery?

What do u grow ass for??

You like shit

you like hit

or you like it

in

Hass not ass. Dont worry, your biz isn’t under threat. You still have a monopoly in the ass growing sector.

[sludgist]

@Bingwa Scrotum

"As anyone in the know will tell you, when the month is at a crossroad and balls are tight and the only pu**y you can afford is something dour and flavourless, a well timed, well placed lanye can come to the rescue like the knights of the vale at the battle of the bastards.

The only issue is that sometimes a great looking lanye turns out to be watery (maji maji) with a funny smell. After experimenting, I found that you can get around this issue by picking the lanye with a rough skin. What I still don’t know how to deal with are the lanyes with an unfairly large pusscy.
Does anyone have any idea how to evade these bastards?"

Fixed

He he Sema a baggy and bottomless pit

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@Steelo

Hass not ass. Dont worry, your biz isn’t under threat. You still have a monopoly in the ass growing sector.

You are excused …you are only a senior villager after all …you yet to learn the rules of engagement

[system]

Hass is the best! Followed by Fuerte (sp). Mimi hii season naokotwa juu ya mti nilikula these two

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Steelo

Hass not ass. Dont worry, your biz isn’t under threat. You still have a monopoly in the ass growing sector.

Na Fuerte watasema ni fart?

[kasaman]

@Female Perspective

Hass is the best! Followed by Fuerte (sp). Mimi hii season naokotwa juu ya mti nilikula these two

Maguna ngui

[benja]

@Pseudonyms

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Angalia hii ngozi vizuri. Hio ndio avocado ina mbegu ndogo. Hizo zingine sijui ngozi nyeusi, sijui smooth skin, WACHA!

This type of avocado ndio inapatikana kwa wingi kwa soko it’s small in size and it’s very rare upate it has fibre or large seed ubaya it ain’t nutrious and big like the ones grown in western and nyanza and part of rift valley…but true choosing avocados is a tricky affair to pass this test if I ain’t sure about it…i usually tell the mama mboga to cut it in half…

[Dereva]

@Pseudonyms

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Angalia hii ngozi vizuri. Hio ndio avocado ina mbegu ndogo. Hizo zingine sijui ngozi nyeusi, sijui smooth skin, WACHA!

Hiyo ni ile ya grafting, niko na moja kwa compound.

[Zee]

@Female Perspective

Hass is the best! Followed by Fuerte (sp). Mimi hii season naokotwa juu ya mti nilikula these two

ati unaokotwa juu ya mti…

[system]

@Zee

ati unaokotwa juu ya mti…

:D:D

[muria.mboco]

manoria ngu…

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