Peasant Pleasures; Shocking Nairobi

[bjurmann]

@Mathaais

Now this is the problem with lacking exposure to some things when you are still young. I have had so much attention, caresses, hugs, sex, everythingfrom hundreds of women till I lost interest in them.So am going to age peacefully and respectfully without being bothered by such trivial ‘pleasures’.
Now bring up your all too familiar line.

For sure hata Mimi sikujua what these ladies do. Mimi Ni nywele,ndevu…baas…huku nasinzia juu ya good feeling ya kinyoz machine…spirit sprayed cold napanguzwa napeana mbesha najiangalia kwa kioo and off I go.

Until one day I visited kinyozi cum salon of such types. It was somehow weird but I enjoyed. Kwanza ilifika kakanisugua/kufinya huku temples at the same time with her fingers or something. I just fell asleep. Totally.

[WuTang]

@Mathaais

Now this is the problem with lacking exposure to some things when you are still young. I have had so much attention, caresses, hugs, sex, everything from hundreds of women till I lost interest in them.So am going to age peacefully and respectfully without being bothered by such trivial ‘pleasures’.
Now bring up your all too familiar line.

You never miss an opportunity to blow your own trumpet Mathayo. But it’s okay. :D:D:D:D

[Kaffir]

[SIZE=5]No happy Ending ?[/SIZE]

[system]

hii kuzoea kinyozi ya 20bob ni mbaya

[Mathaais]

@WuTang

You never miss an opportunity to blow your own trumpet Mathayo. But it’s okay. :D:D:D:D

I know and it makes guka see red.

[LeoK]

wa kenya ni wale wale. you calmly enjoyed the services but now you are annoyed and complaining after the fact?

[system]

There was one kinyozi i was going after every two weeks coz it had such services. But the beautiful yellow yellow never spoke a word only gestures, i could sometimes find the others seated on the bench gossiping but she was always inside alone with a phone and i started hating her for arrogance and even as she could be asked anything by the others she couldn’t answer them. This gal was pretty and since i wanted slices i said to myself when i go there next time no matter what i will ask for her number and tell her to change her attitude. In between the week as i was coming from job i saw her with another girl standing and thought i had the best chance to express my self kumbe she is can hear but cant speak, from then i stopped judging people

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Marty McFly

Me, I, myself meffi. Guka wrote about an experience he had for the first time. Yours is irrelevant BTW in this context. You make me climb a wall with your small penis syndrome in all your comments.

The guy is just ferking unbelievable. Psychology 101 tells me he suffers from extreme low esteem, something so downright silly my son @Mzee mzima could spot him from a mile. Ferking unbelievable!

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@MBOMB

Are you counting magazine women too? If not then this is a lie , unless you don’t know what hundreds looks like.

Washana na huyu. I think he drinks kikombe ya oestrogen for breakfast…

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@WuTang

You never miss an opportunity to blow your own trumpet Mathayo. But it’s okay. :D:D:D:D

In psychology we call it ‘over-compensation’.

Small Penis Syndrome, as Bingwa would call it…

[Reri]

[SIZE=1]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I shave myself -from futhis to makwapa to ndevu to nywele.

Over the long weekend, however, I visited a peasant barbershop along Tom Mboya street. I was late for an engagement and needed a quick shave to try and conceal Heathrow and the grey hairs.

The cutting of the hair by a young man went all right. Then he signaled to a very young gal to clean me up.

Let me just say we had sex right there in front of everybody.

The karitro bisch opened my shirt mpaka the navel and started massaging everything from my nipples to the middle of my back, all this time when her titties are pressing against me. She could bend and I would feel her hot breathe in my ear or the nape of my neck. And she kept going back to by chest.

It took 15 minutes, and I felt embarrassed, hard-on and all, though in a funny kind of way it was sensual and erotic.

I think its just wrong for 20-year olds to fondle 65-year olds in public. When I asked, I was told these are some of peasant pleasures that the hoi polloi engage in for Sh250.

Shocking!

[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]leta coordinates ya hapo ni ende kesho.
It looks like I am missing out since I patronize Laini Saba kinyozis in Kibra to hear complaints za bei ya unga imepanda, shida ya kulipa skul fiis, na failures of UhuruRuto economy. :D[/SIZE]
:D:D

[Etigere]

:D:D… She deserved a tip

[Faceshret]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I shave myself -from futhis to makwapa to ndevu to nywele.

Over the long weekend, however, I visited a peasant barbershop along Tom Mboya street. I was late for an engagement and needed a quick shave to try and conceal Heathrow and the grey hairs.

The cutting of the hair by a young man went all right. Then he signaled to a very young gal to clean me up.

Let me just say we had sex right there in front of everybody.

The karitro bisch opened my shirt mpaka the navel and started massaging everything from my nipples to the middle of my back, all this time when her titties are pressing against me. She could bend and I would feel her hot breathe in my ear or the nape of my neck. And she kept going back to by chest.

It took 15 minutes, and I felt embarrassed, hard-on and all, though in a funny kind of way it was sensual and erotic.

I think its just wrong for 20-year olds to fondle 65-year olds in public. When I asked, I was told these are some of peasant pleasures that the hoi polloi engage in for Sh250.

Shocking!

We the peasants have life , taste, creativity and happiness . You the birrionaires have no life ,no taste and have professional laws like "intrusion of privacy " ferk all that . I’m sure you nyonjid viagra free after a long time

[temerity]

Experienced the same on mfangano street. Wueh…mtu huacha tip hata kama hujapangia

[uwesmake]

Mimi hushaviwa na 100 bob na sisumbui

[Nattydread]

Guka, have you been living in a cave or what??

[Str8up]

Nape of your wrist

[kingolonde]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I shave myself -from futhis to makwapa to ndevu to nywele.

Over the long weekend, however, I visited a peasant barbershop along Tom Mboya street. I was late for an engagement and needed a quick shave to try and conceal Heathrow and the grey hairs.

The cutting of the hair by a young man went all right. Then he signaled to a very young gal to clean me up.

Let me just say we had sex right there in front of everybody.

The karitro bisch opened my shirt mpaka the navel and started massaging everything from my nipples to the middle of my back, all this time when her titties are pressing against me. She could bend and I would feel her hot breathe in my ear or the nape of my neck. And she kept going back to by chest.

It took 15 minutes, and I felt embarrassed, hard-on and all, though in a funny kind of way it was sensual and erotic.

I think its just wrong for 20-year olds to fondle 65-year olds in public. When I asked, I was told these are some of peasant pleasures that the hoi polloi engage in for Sh250.

Shocking!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. Serre!

[vuja_de]

@introvert hebu kuja utoe hekaya ya kinyozi …

[Faceshret]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

The guy is just ferking unbelievable. Psychology 101 tells me he suffers from extreme low esteem, something so downright silly my son @Mzee mzima could spot him from a mile. Ferking unbelievable!

Cc @Mathaais