Peasant Pleasures; Shocking Nairobi

I shave myself -from futhis to makwapa to ndevu to nywele.

Over the long weekend, however, I visited a peasant barbershop along Tom Mboya street. I was late for an engagement and needed a quick shave to try and conceal Heathrow and the grey hairs.

The cutting of the hair by a young man went all right. Then he signaled to a very young gal to clean me up.

Let me just say we had sex right there in front of everybody.

The karitro bisch opened my shirt mpaka the navel and started massaging everything from my nipples to the middle of my back, all this time when her titties are pressing against me. She could bend and I would feel her hot breathe in my ear or the nape of my neck. And she kept going back to by chest.

It took 15 minutes, and I felt embarrassed, hard-on and all, though in a funny kind of way it was sensual and erotic.

I think its just wrong for 20-year olds to fondle 65-year olds in public. When I asked, I was told these are some of peasant pleasures that the hoi polloi engage in for Sh250.

Shocking!

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Hehehe. MIT you are nuts

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:D:D:D:D

That was only your head…Now imagine if you got your futhis shaved there as well

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Shocking indeed. So are you planning to go back?

Guka, you are letting me down. That’s normal for any executive barber shop for a while now. Kwanza next time ask for body massage.

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These has become the norm and it’s good it just added a few employment to some of these young girls. But guka by now you should have outgrown that part of your brain… that when you’re being touched by any woman it has to be sexualized.

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Please tell me that that methusellah body of yours nutted some tadpoles?

Er, er, er yes. YES!

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Yet you sat there for 15minutes curling your toes mumbling "thai thai’… the irony.

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Haki one day you will be 56…wacha tu.
Meanwhile a friend of mine had a similar experience. Amemaliziwa na hataki kusimama, kombora imemulika north korea mbaya!

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Heathrow is real :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Now this is the problem with lacking exposure to some things when you are still young. I have had so much attention, caresses, hugs, sex, everything from hundreds of women till I lost interest in them.So am going to age peacefully and respectfully without being bothered by such trivial ‘pleasures’.
Now bring up your all too familiar line.

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Me, I, myself meffi. Guka wrote about an experience he had for the first time. Yours is irrelevant BTW in this context. You make me climb a wall with your small penis syndrome in all your comments.

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:D:D:D:D:D FieldCoochiePanty, same damn thing happened to me sometime in 2015! i have never been more embarrassed in my life!
my karitro mbish was called Nikki, doubt that’s her name but who the hell cares!
that time you’ve closed your eyes alafu ukifungua macho ujione kwa kioo na watu wako kwa the opposite mirror wanakuona tu ukiwaga kwa akili
mkwangalas saa hiyo iko order kama jeshi ya mwenje!
that was the first and last time. never again… in public!

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Are you counting magazine women too? If not then this is a lie , unless you don’t know what hundreds looks like.

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Here it is…
Coomernina!:D:D

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Business idea kinyozi with cubicles.
ha

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It’s embarrassing for an old man to get excited and get a hard on from getting a head and shoulder massage.
I would expect such from the college students who post their sex escapades here daily.
Not from him.

:D:D

Only only thing missing in this mini-hekaya is
The longitudinal and latitudinal convergence aka the coordinates to the excerpt in bold.
[ATTACH=full]97836[/ATTACH]
Make it snappy
[ATTACH=full]97838[/ATTACH]

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