The following article was authored by Patrick Waweru @Sidindi Bey, few days before his suspension:
" I want to tell you a story about @Swansea and let me tell you that man @Swansea hukunia. Hapana mchezo @Swansea hukunia!! Hakuna haja nidanganyane.
@Swansea is a world champion stool cannon.
@Swansea Ochollah Othorong’ong’o can really sh.it.
@Swansea is a Luo and he weighs about 160 or 165 kilos due to eating U.S GMO products.
In fact here is a video of @Swansea consuming American donuts :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sOWbCMMhWk
So anyway now this @Swansea Othorong’ong’o dude eats to his hearts desire. Kama ni steak anaingia hapo Costco ananunua nundu ya ng’ombe mzima na madiaba yake, yaani skillets kilo kama 20 hivi.
Ako na bibi mnaija, kwa hivyo badala ya foofoo, huyo mnaija amefunzwa kusonga ugali vizuri njaruo style with some sweat thrown in as chumvi.
Like a typical Luo, @Swansea Othorong’ong’o lazima atoe nguo zote ndio akule ugali. Anabaki na panty.
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?attachments/images-169-jpeg.481686/
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Sasa kibarua hukuja wakati wa kukunia!!
Juu @Swansea like I said ni 160Kg na anaeza achilia 25 kilos of hot chieth in one seating.
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?attachments/images-221-jpeg.481687/
Na @Swansea huachilia mavi ngumu kama simiti hadi ina block choo huko kwa Maryland.
Landlord mzungu Swadmore Hutchins huwa kila saa anagonga mlango ya @Swansea, “Mr. Othorong’ong’o you’ve blocked my toilets again. I brought the sherrif because you keep destroying the state sewer lines with your mbuta fish bone feaces!”
So anyway it is true @Swansea hukunia. @Swansea anajaza hii ndoo ya 12 litres na lunch moja :
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?attachments/mbcxz04-jpg.481690/
Na akikunia huwa anapiga mayowe ya kijaluo akiita ancestors wamsaidie.
So anyway after kupunguza mzigo, @Swansea hutoka nje ya choo na kuitisha soda madiaba ili kuambia mwili pole kwa kazi ngumu :
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?attachments/swanse49-jpg.481692/
Na kama hakuna soda madiaba basi tusker baridi will have to do. Kuambia maini na figo pole. "
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