Pastor Panyaste : I now pronounce you man and wife

Panyaste · October 3, 2018, 11:43am

History
The couple met each other on social media thanks to ktalk and YouTube. It all started like a joke. They would dedicate youtube videos to each other late in the night when everyone was asleep. This escalated to private messaging(inbox manenos) before they decided enough is enough… Love had blossomed.

The lady flew all the way from London to wed her love of her life. So today me as pastor Panyaste will preside the wedding.

Pastor Panyaste : So you Mr. Flee Styro, do u take Mrs choo choo as your lawfully wedded wife?

FF: yesss… Ndani ndani kabisa

PP: and u Mrs choo choo do u take Mr. Flee Styro as your lawfully wedded husband

Mcc: duh bora uhai… Yes I do.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride
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After the pastor saw this he shouted

Aiyayaya hio ni kriminooooo congregation si hio ni kriminooooo… Unashikaje mwanamke hivo kanisani… Hio ni kriminoooooooooo

[SIZE=1]Names have being changed to avoid any legal implications kwa ufupi sijataja mtu but mnawajua[/SIZE]

Chiefkiumbe · October 3, 2018, 11:47am

Lakini hiyo krimino ina sip fombe ni Kienyenji halisi. Siwesi mind

Greedy_Genius · October 3, 2018, 11:48am

gashwin · October 3, 2018, 11:48am

he he he …kuna watu hawajaambiwa pour

uwesmake · October 3, 2018, 11:59am

umeffi thread

humour = zero

creativity = 0

u-retard = 100%

S.P · October 3, 2018, 12:00pm

:D:D:D
Ile ni feeler gauge, kupima clearance fit…gauging the value of R.O.I.

Phylgee · October 3, 2018, 12:02pm

:D:D:D:D:D:DNa si mnapenda uchokozi… Brocked, shenji!!

Cc. @Nefertities… @pseudonym

Greedy_Genius · October 3, 2018, 12:08pm

Ango omba slices pole pole.

Gecko_Moriah · October 3, 2018, 12:09pm

Nothing funny here, dry humor

system · October 3, 2018, 12:10pm

Watch yourself the next time you tag an elder next to some los nyeuthi NV!

Serreeeee!

Phylgee · October 3, 2018, 12:15pm

Hahaha… Vibrate polepole.

@pseudonym hunie, tunakuita[emoji4]

Panyaste · October 3, 2018, 12:37pm

nani alisema hapa ni comedy central…and who forced u to read.

jump to the next thread ghasias…wewe na huyo homosexual partner wako baba clichy

system · October 3, 2018, 1:20pm

Humbbbwwwwweeeeeerrr!
@blackguards kujia hii Ng’ombe yako.

system · October 3, 2018, 1:24pm

Munaniitia nini?
:p:D nikuwe flower gal / bride’s maid.

Josto_Bwaku · October 3, 2018, 1:51pm

Kihii tulia

Abba · October 3, 2018, 1:56pm

Panyaste:

History
The couple met each other on social media thanks to ktalk and YouTube. It all started like a joke. They would dedicate youtube videos to each other late in the night when everyone was asleep. This escalated to private messaging(inbox manenos) before they decided enough is enough… Love had blossomed.

The lady flew all the way from London to wed her love of her life. So today me as pastor Panyaste will preside the wedding.

Pastor Panyaste : So you Mr. Flee Styro, do u take Mrs choo choo as your lawfully wedded wife?

FF: yesss… Ndani ndani kabisa

PP: and u Mrs choo choo do u take Mr. Flee Styro as your lawfully wedded husband

Mcc: duh bora uhai… Yes I do.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride
[ATTACH=full]197866[/ATTACH]
After the pastor saw this he shouted

Aiyayaya hio ni kriminooooo congregation si hio ni kriminooooo… Unashikaje mwanamke hivo kanisani… Hio ni kriminoooooooooo

[SIZE=1]Names have being changed to avoid any legal implications kwa ufupi sijataja mtu but mnawajua[/SIZE]

:D:D:D:D:D This is funny

Abba · October 3, 2018, 1:57pm

Ng’ombe tengeneza yako village male whore

blackguards · October 3, 2018, 3:48pm

mteso mjinga wachana na shemeji,brare fukin shiet

M-Pesa · October 3, 2018, 3:57pm

:D:D:D

system · October 3, 2018, 4:05pm

Sis, baby gal @Mrs Shosho you keep shining!! ;):):)
Haters can’t touch you. :D:D:D:D
Just block them sis, najua hupendi ujinga. Sorry for even tagging you.