So hii day I wasn’t at work but was needed to share a password with my boss for her to access my account to do something urgent. The only problem was that my password was something vulgar. My password was “Kumanyoko#69”. Instead of sending it I told her that I was gonna spell it slowly while she typed it to avoid any confusion. Kumbe manze sonko alikuwa anaandika chenye nasema. Nilimaliza ku-dictate akasema something like “you can’t be serious, Mworia!” It was truly embarrassing and I asked my boss to extend my leave after the one week had expired for another 5 days “due to an unforeseen family emergency”. I guess after 2 weeks away my password debacle had got lost in other noise.
Nowadays I use passwords like MunguMkuu2023#, GodisKing!1 etc.
Meanwhile we fuck. Let’s fuck and fuck and fuck until we forget what Kenya Kwanza promised us because otherwise coping will be difficult. Use sex for selective amnesia. It works. Plus, a man who fucks is a happy man and a happy man is the one who forgets his problems.
Happened to me too, uzuri dosi had left the job na kadame ka reception. Ile siku nilirudi aliniambia mtu akiniangalia hawezi dhani zile password natumia
Hii story inanikumbusha time flani apo 2011/12 nikiwa intern mahali. Zuku fibre yao ilikuwa cut kwa sea or something so they were limiting speed for consumers. Iyo time hatukuwa na net mtaani so ni mimi na idm kudownload ma Gb za ngwati xvideos. This particular day I had so many downloads going that net haingeweza kutumika kwa office ata emails juu I was abusing our threshold.
So secretary anacall zuku kuwauliza shida ni nini. Wanasema kuna comp moja kwenu inatumia bandwidth yenu yote. She went ahead and asked ni gani na inatumia data kiaje. God bless that tech guy wa zuku juu alisema anaona ni movies zinadownload but haezi tell specifically ni which comp.
I immediately disconnected internet nikaingia software ya job na email apa na pale. That guy could have screwed up my entire career kama angetaka.
God bless network admins, those people see everything, hio story ya passwords huwa funny, i rem when i regular work slave in the IT department unanenda kusaidia mtu na story za email akikupa password unacheka tu kindani… most passwors huwa vulgar words.
:D:Dumenikumbusha one time my drive was infected na that virus enye ubadilisha folder names to porn titles…noticed during presentation campo… dark days… hapo ndo niliwacha cyber
