Parents and elder brothers and sisters kujeni.

General
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Sasa?

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Na si unapenda salamu

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alsha-babe battalion

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Muelewe tu. Yeye ni mluya

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Niaje Kunguru wa ktalk?

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Introduce him to tagged, tinder and the like. Ama Ktalk juu hapa atajua chuom za kuosha rungu.

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Ndikwenda Fangi

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there is a day the ALWAYS ad was running and asked my little one, “What is that”? …I was told “ni pumper za Mum”.

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10 year old boys are men.

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He is approaching adolescence, and if you don’t answer his questions, be sure that someone else will.

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Am sure the he has a phone…Take It Away as soon as yesterday… :(:(:(:frowning:

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:Dkungojea nakuo…

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Hii ni ile test sample ya pussy alkebab hufikiri watapata mawingulni little do they know clouds are just made of water vapour
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To prevent what? Would you attempt to dam the River Nile?

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He once asked me about them too… Nilimwambia ni vitu za madem

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Mimi naona tu uhame kwenyu you are an adult now. Enda kwa mwenye hukutoa cobwebs muanze maisha then worry about your own kids.

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Who asked you bitch??

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I must have touched a nerve there.

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Just tell him about dfhkm and really pique his interests.

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:D:D:D…Watu waolewe …ama namna gani my Friend