Panick stations. As Kenyans realize 2025 is around the corner. November

Kenyans have realized tuko few days to 2025.

Watu wanapanick and will do some dumb shit to overcompensate for a whole lost year doing nothing.

I read a funny article saying 99% of Kenyans hawana ata 500k kwa bank. (mimi included)

Expect kujionea cinema in the next coming weeks.

“New year new me mottos incoming”

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Let them finish analysing their 2024 new year resolutions list. Ati 4 beers a week, no milayas etc while amekua danguro last night na ako na king size hangover.

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Usijinyime ati unasave…

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As long as am alive, healthy and can make a woman cum, Niko poa.

Goal ni kuishi.

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Zanta klauza nakunywa mkojo nikanyange Barabara zawa zawa

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Chunga unaeza fikisha mita udedi. Nani atakula? Nani atakula? Naaani atakuuula?

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While its smart to plan ahead. We should not take it for granted that we will be around next year.

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@ndovu ungeuliza elders ni percentage ngapi ya msee ya resoulltuion zake ame achieve this year.

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Wachana na beer na izi pombe tamu tamu. Itisha nusu ya vodka haitakupea kitambi

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There, one man’s life purpose neatly summarised

[quote=“Ndovu, post:1, topic:520153”]
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I don’t think keeping money in the bank is a realistic measure of one’s wealth.
Liquid money should always be for emergency purposes while any other money should be invested!!!

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Unaweza gongwa na citi hoppa. Uwache Thao Kwa mpesa

Fobe ya kishoga
Jiweke kidole kundu unuse

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