Panic Attack

There is this lady who lives in my neighbourhood and she is beautiful lakini siyo ile striking beautiful. Nimeishi kumuona hapo and we talk a little, sometimes.

Recently, I decided to tongoza yeye and she did not deny. So, I started nyemelealing her once in a while, but not seriously. Before I went far, I would occasionally see her akipenda story za wanaume sana. Akienda penye kuna wanaume haondoki haraka. That made me to start doubting her.

Another day, I took her to a shop to buy milk, but I remained a safe distance away. I thought that she would quickly buy the milk and come back, so that we can talk. She went there and took quite sometime and when I looked at her body posture nikajua tu vile huyu amekaa, ni kukatiwa anakatiwa na jamaa wa duka.

I even thought of going away and leaving her behind, but I held my patience. When she came back, she pretended that she was sorry and even gave me a fake apology and then said that she had paid for the milk with a wrong Till Number. Ati that is what delayed her as they were sorting it out, nikajua ni uongo.

As we were going back, hata sikumuongelesha sana. Then we reached our parting point and I left without any concern. I then deleted her number immediately. Since then, we have only met once na sikuwa na shughuli na yeye.

Last weekend, I asked another lady who lives in our neighbourhood about her. She told me that huyo anapeanga sana, hata ukiwa na 500/= atakupea. Then she warned me, “Huyo ukikula unaenda jongomeo.” I asked her to confirm, “Ni mgonjwa?” Akasema, “Yeah!”

Wueh! From noon time till night time, I panicked terribly!

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You dodged a bullet. Thank your God

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…noma sana, but haukuwa na plans ya kutotumia CD ama ulikuwa unadai kumwaga ndani and become soul mates :smiley:

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Married At First Sight No GIF by Lifetime

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Never! Mimi ni safe sex always: sichezangi karata na maisha yangu. Harafu sikulangi malaya.

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But why did you panick if you were not chewing her? Now that you no longer interested, pass it to the homies, saidia elders na condacts

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double bag kondumu alafu seal na duct tape… kula, kwani iko nini?

@Integrity instincts ni muhimu zikikushow hapa zii lenga risto

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Hapo sawa kaka.

Wewe unataka kuangamiza kijiji banae…huyo ako kwa blacklist kwa sasa… :grinning:

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You expected a lady to give you positive feedback about another lady? Umerogwa?

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I was about to ask the same question :joy:

Maybe tuko mtaa Moja, unastay mtaa Gani elder?

how do you trust advice about a woman from another woman?

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Story za majitu

Area za Roysambu.

The lady who told you that she’s sick, ako na hospitali/clinic wapi ? mwambie akuonyeshe hiyo kits

Wewe ni jinga tu

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The fact that you panicked shows that either ushawai dry fry yeye ama you planned to.