Pana Shida?

[Muranga]

Weka mbisha hekaya kando

[Mwenyewe]

@jameson

Condomed BJ is something which occurs, i was shocked when i first heard about it, mtu anaeza aje vumilia kunyonya mafuta ya condom…

Shida ya pesa

[Mwenyewe]

@muria.mboco

kuna place pale thika where people jump into a waterfall and their intention is not to have fun…mtu apee hii nugu directions ASAP

nugu ni wewe…makende ya siafu!

[Mwenyewe]

@Ka-Buda

Its funny you say that,the first time i ever visited a European brothel is when this shocked me to my senses,Mimi na beste yangu tulikosa mamanzi klabu as was usual then so we decided kwenda to the red light district of the town we were living in.Tushaingia brothel the women are just lounging hapo reception room alafu the madam asks you to take your pick.Mimi tayari i have my eyes set on the “momo” in the room(i love big girls!)
Anyway ashanishika mkono as i am led away blushing and at the corner of my eye i see my friend JG (mad bastard from Donholm) still flirting with all the pokos like a kid in candy store .unable to make a pick.
Wachana na JG, my “momo” takes me to her room and asks me for the 40 euros upfront payment,nisha mkanja and she proceeds to go for my belt and before i can say “usiniharakishe”.my limb manhood is in her mouth! The warmth of her moist mouth gives me a boner immidiately and all i can now think about is i want to enter her!
No word of a lie she stopped to undress and as she got the bed ready for me to “spend my 40 Euros”,i happened to take notice of my now rock hard cock and Lawd and Behold!,i was wearing a condom!!!
That is when it occured to me that kumbe all this time we are negotiating and she is taking me to her room,she had the condom in her mouth and all she needed was to warm me up enough to expertly vulisha mimi socks whether i wanted to or not.
You have to give it to these pokos for expertise and so i did…all my 10 inch Black stuffing and she enjoyed it! Baadaye alikuwa ananiambia ati how come mimi na beste yangu JG hatuwezi pata real girlfriends? she actually offered to introduce me to her apparently single sister…that was the beginning of my learning curve and culture shock ya vile hawa walami look at things.
The funny ending to the saga was that i came back downstairs to wait for JG lakini kumbe jinga ilifukuzwa ati he couldn`t cum and the 30 minute deadline had passed!Nilimpata nje akizusha na ngotha peke yake and my “momo” asked me politely to calm him down until his clothes had been retrieved and all this time JG amezusha ati “kabuda,sijamaliza,sijamaliza,wameniibia!!!”
Oh…Memories…

Buda yaonekana insha ulikuwa poa sana…now write a composition ending with “…that was when I realized I had done a big mistake”

[Mwenyewe]

@Deorro

Seriously whats your iq level? Kuulizia tu

Give me directions to any place you know checks IQ levels and I will come back with an answer

[system]

@uwesmake

MALAYA WATAKUUA UNCLE

Kamkunywa unaweza ongea hapa?? 

[system]

@Mwenyewe

Buda yaonekana insha ulikuwa poa sana…now write a composition ending with “…that was when I realized I had done a big mistake”

Hahaaa

[system]

@Mwenyewe

Am relieved! Hata VCT siendi

Pwahahaa… Jipe moyo

[system]

@gashwin

raw BJ, raw BJ, raw BJ…is there condomed BJ? swali tu!

Watu hujaribu haki.

[system]

@Chiefkiumbe

Its good to knu ua status …coz utakua unapatwa na kahoma …unawaza usiku kucha

Ngoja apate tonsils

[system]

@Ka-Buda

Its funny you say that,the first time i ever visited a European brothel is when this shocked me to my senses,Mimi na beste yangu tulikosa mamanzi klabu as was usual then so we decided kwenda to the red light district of the town we were living in.Tushaingia brothel the women are just lounging hapo reception room alafu the madam asks you to take your pick.Mimi tayari i have my eyes set on the “momo” in the room(i love big girls!)
Anyway ashanishika mkono as i am led away blushing and at the corner of my eye i see my friend JG (mad bastard from Donholm) still flirting with all the pokos like a kid in candy store .unable to make a pick.
Wachana na JG, my “momo” takes me to her room and asks me for the 40 euros upfront payment,nisha mkanja and she proceeds to go for my belt and before i can say “usiniharakishe”.my limb manhood is in her mouth! The warmth of her moist mouth gives me a boner immidiately and all i can now think about is i want to enter her!
No word of a lie she stopped to undress and as she got the bed ready for me to “spend my 40 Euros”,i happened to take notice of my now rock hard cock and Lawd and Behold!,i was wearing a condom!!!
That is when it occured to me that kumbe all this time we are negotiating and she is taking me to her room,she had the condom in her mouth and all she needed was to warm me up enough to expertly vulisha mimi socks whether i wanted to or not.
You have to give it to these pokos for expertise and so i did…all my 10 inch Black stuffing and she enjoyed it! Baadaye alikuwa ananiambia ati how come mimi na beste yangu JG hatuwezi pata real girlfriends? she actually offered to introduce me to her apparently single sister…that was the beginning of my learning curve and culture shock ya vile hawa walami look at things.
The funny ending to the saga was that i came back downstairs to wait for JG lakini kumbe jinga ilifukuzwa ati he couldn`t cum and the 30 minute deadline had passed!Nilimpata nje akizusha na ngotha peke yake and my “momo” asked me politely to calm him down until his clothes had been retrieved and all this time JG amezusha ati “kabuda,sijamaliza,sijamaliza,wameniibia!!!”
Oh…Memories…

Yaani mtu anakaa na makobosto kwa mdomo??? Maajabu haya…

[crazy_cock]

mbisha angaalau za nguo za JG… ama recording ya sauti akizusha… directions za twilight street… something to make us believe ur hoax prissss… @Ka-Buda…

[Ingia]

JG:D:D:D:D. Kwani JG is gay?

[Ka-Buda]

@Ingia

JG:D:D:D:D. Kwani JG is gay?

JG was just one those guys who are follwed by trouble no matter what he does.He is very straight and actually formed a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with one of the hookers from that brothel.His love life was a catalogue of “What Not To do” but thankfully he is now married to a mlami and they have 4 kids. Seems like having 4 girls changed him as he is more serious about life now but he is still as interesting as ever.

[pamba]

ko na tuhekaya mingi siku hizi.U

@Ka-Buda

JG was just one those guys who are follwed by trouble no matter what he does.He is very straight and actually formed a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with one of the hookers from that brothel.His love life was a catalogue of “What Not To do” but thankfully he is now married to a mlami and they have 4 kids. Seems like having 4 girls changed him as he is more serious about life now but he is still as interesting as ever.

[crazy_cock]

mbisha ya JG akiwa serious priss… evidence ya love life yake… birth certificates za 4 gals… EVIDENCE KAMBUYU…OTHERWISE usiambukize hii kijiji your hekaya syndrome …@ka-buda

[karema-hitI]

@jameson

Condomed BJ is something which occurs, i was shocked when i first heard about it, mtu anaeza aje vumilia kunyonya mafuta ya condom…

That is why there are favoured condoms in the market.

[kanu_lingus]

@Ka-Buda

Its funny you say that,the first time i ever visited a European brothel is when this shocked me to my senses,Mimi na beste yangu tulikosa mamanzi klabu as was usual then so we decided kwenda to the red light district of the town we were living in.Tushaingia brothel the women are just lounging hapo reception room alafu the madam asks you to take your pick.Mimi tayari i have my eyes set on the “momo” in the room(i love big girls!)
Anyway ashanishika mkono as i am led away blushing and at the corner of my eye i see my friend JG (mad bastard from Donholm) still flirting with all the pokos like a kid in candy store .unable to make a pick.
Wachana na JG, my “momo” takes me to her room and asks me for the 40 euros upfront payment,nisha mkanja and she proceeds to go for my belt and before i can say “usiniharakishe”.my limb manhood is in her mouth! The warmth of her moist mouth gives me a boner immidiately and all i can now think about is i want to enter her!
No word of a lie she stopped to undress and as she got the bed ready for me to “spend my 40 Euros”,i happened to take notice of my now rock hard cock and Lawd and Behold!,i was wearing a condom!!!
That is when it occured to me that kumbe all this time we are negotiating and she is taking me to her room,she had the condom in her mouth and all she needed was to warm me up enough to expertly vulisha mimi socks whether i wanted to or not.
You have to give it to these pokos for expertise and so i did…all my 10 inch Black stuffing and she enjoyed it! Baadaye alikuwa ananiambia ati how come mimi na beste yangu JG hatuwezi pata real girlfriends? she actually offered to introduce me to her apparently single sister…that was the beginning of my learning curve and culture shock ya vile hawa walami look at things.
The funny ending to the saga was that i came back downstairs to wait for JG lakini kumbe jinga ilifukuzwa ati he couldn`t cum and the 30 minute deadline had passed!Nilimpata nje akizusha na ngotha peke yake and my “momo” asked me politely to calm him down until his clothes had been retrieved and all this time JG amezusha ati “kabuda,sijamaliza,sijamaliza,wameniibia!!!”
Oh…Memories…

Of course bila picha, the whole thing does not meet the credibility threshold. Nice narration though, had me laughing out loud like a fool.

[Ka-Buda]

@kanu_lingus

Of course bila picha, the whole thing does not meet the credibility threshold. Nice narration though, had me laughing out loud like a fool.

This is going back like 15 years ago so ata sijui kama that knocking shop had cctv. never mind me taking mbisha. Next time nikienda brothel (which im considering) nitapiga mbisha.

[karema-hitI]

@Ka-Buda

This is going back like 15 years ago so ata sijui kama that knocking shop had cctv. never mind me taking mbisha. Next time nikienda brothel (which im considering) nitapiga mbisha.

ujue ata mbisha ya uki consider is needed