:D:D:D:D:D kuna dem called Mwende kitambo nilikuwa natomba namnunulia pombe but simpei pesa maybe ile nimeona tu huruma after destroying her pusssy. casual sex no feelings . tukazoeana mimi naona kuma ni ya bure tu coz hata alikuwa anaishi nearby . mostly ilikuwa tunapatana local nikikosa kuma mupya namchukua naenda kutomba. akiniona na dem hakuna feelings , nikaona nimeangukia rare breed.
siku moja after ulevi nimeland area code saa nane usiku na kuingia local after hunting puscy Nairobi west kukula mwamba . mlevi chakari after two mzingas with friends pale Nairobi West mall of some weird indian whisky. local kameshika watu ni kuruka tu nikapata fellow birioneas wameweka Jack Daniels kwa meza ( i dont like the drink) but nikapewa glass. when am really drunk mimi huchukua tusker na ku flow with the rythm . nikawekewa tusker yangu kwa meza. Baba Ljunberg akasema navy seal aongezwe 4 bottles of Tusker. Now on the table there wer five guyz and four women , our rules hakuna attachment mwenye amechukua at the end of the day ni yake.
As i was dancing ya ulevi tuu enjoying, mkono soft ikanishika from behind and allas it was the local girl, Mwende i usually bang. ulevi ikanishow am sorted we went back to the table called the waitress and told her to change three of my tuskers to black ice for Mwende na pia amletee tot glass ya Jack daniels. at 4.30 am i told Mwende lets go bana , she obliged . i was drunk nikaacha gari kwa parking ya pub and we strolled home.
kama kawa uncle Uwes nikamtomba ktalk threshold 7 shots na kuchew . the next day sunday nimeamka saa tano mchana, kando hakuna mtu nikajua huyu ameenda tu kununua vitu za kupika , coz she usualy cooked lunch b4 leaving . kama kawa hizo dayz nikuamka kama birionea na kuenda kununua gazeti ya sunday na Fanta baridi . kufika kwa nyumba Mwende onge, nikafungua gazeti na kusoma page 1 nikasema let me go check out my phone maybe messages and missed calls . bedroom iko tu vile ilikuwa and i remembered when i came i placed my Motorola L7i juu ya playstation .
kuangalia hakuna kitu , nikasema wacha nitulie Mwende akuom anionyeshe . nilingoja mpaka saa nane unenge ikaanza kunipiga . i always hide my wallet those dayz nikiingia kwa nyumba after a bad mchele experience . so i went and retrieved my wallet nikaenda local kukula nyamchom na tusker waiting for the Arsenal game . Arsenal ikapigwa nikatusi Wenger then nikakumbuka sina simu. then it started dawning on me my expensive phone is gone nikama Mwende ameamua mbaya mbaya hii umbwa imenizoea. i rebuked that thought and kept drinking my stock yenye waiter aliniwekea jana .
Machester united won , more stress . at the local i told a buddy
’ naona ni kama ule mkamba wenyu ameni actia’
‘kiaje’
’ nimeamka and she was nowhere mpaka saa hii?’
’ ule dem mmoja wako wa kila siku , ahahhahahahahhahahahha :D:D:D:D:D ndio utajua Nairobi nyangau :D’
jamaaa akacheka vinoma na kusema ’ nilikuambia peanga dem hata pesa ya salon umbwaa, waiter leta mzinga ya Jameson on my bill’
hapo ndio nilitumia manager message using my friends phone and told him i was sick and had lost my phone and wont make it on monday :D:D:D:D:D:D tukakunywa mpaka 4 .kufika kwa nyumba with hopes nakuta tu giza banae with the TV staring at me nikafikiria maybe amejificha chini ya bed kuni surprise , maybe ni birthday yangu hakuna mtu banae :D:D:D:D. na hivyo tu ndio my expensive phone ilienda . she did not take anything apart from the phone and disappered from the estate for one year. i later narrated my predicament to my circle of friends ikawa ndio sweep nakula after nikisumbua watu.
one year later my friend akanipigia ,
’ uncle uko wapi , uko wapiiiiiii?’
’ kuja hapa Wizzers bar uone zawadi yako’
nikapiga mguu mpaka kwa bar na kukaa chini nikadungwa tusker baridi.
’ cheki pale kwa corner zawadi yako’ i was told amid laughter in the table of 5 friends.
at the corner was Mwende amechapaa, drinking with some women , looking at me with guilty eyes. banaa nilicheka tu kuona vile amechapaa and wrote off the phone and forgot about it . i never spoke to her again .
moral of the story
Wacheni kukula kuma without even appreciating na pesa ya salon, especialy ukipata dem roho safi .
bado inaniuma lakini :D:D:D:D:D sio simu but betrayal .
@PHARMACY ongea na dada zako