Guys we are doing asset financing at very low profit rates. You can now own a car below 1m with monthly payments of 30k for 3 years or less. Tupatane show room
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Kaka share mbisha tuzione… na bei pia.
Leta T&C. The fine print will shaft elders bila lube
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Hakuna mambo ya hard thrusting bila lube. We are shariah based. Low interests and flexible terms
Gari unajitafutia sisi tunalipa, tunakuizia at a small profit unatulipa mos mos. Preferably 2018 plus model
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Safsana. Leta hio contract tuone
sharia na low interest zinatoana wapi?
Mchezo wa tauni, my brother bought a swift by surrendering down payment ya 300k, then 50k installments, he ended up paying 900k ndio wakatransfer logbook
I questioned his decision , since he’s older than me maybe he knew what he was doing
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Hizi Sharia wanaunda pesa na profits, but ownership ndio utatanishi. I think they give you the car but logbook utapewa after umalize payments
Nasty business’s hio, unless it’s for business sioni haja
Ati natafuta gari alafu munaniuzia? Wacha ruined DOGE watasema aje? 
Contract ziko kwa ofisi. Pitia
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In shariah banking the bank operates as a trader not lender. Buy, then sell at pre agreed profit rate
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Yeah mostly for business. Online taxi, kuendea farm products to sell in towns etc. I
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Shariah ni jina tu boss, they just delete the word ‘interest’ which is Haram in Islam and replace with word ‘profit’ and boom it’s now shariah compliant, everything else remains constant hiyo ujanja tuliijua 2014 Kuna msomali karibu achinje banker huko Eastleigh after kushaftiwa with unreasonable installments
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Mzee…after 25 you should not assume someone is wiser than you just because they are older. That’s not how the world works. By now you should know that 70 year old bonobos exist and it is possible for a 25 year old guy to be wiser and smarter than a 70 year old mzee.
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Might sound reasonable to some people. Or expensive.
Personally I don’t need a car. Mimi hupanda gari za jeshi free of charge. Courtesy of having smooth skin.
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This is not what you described
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Lending is the biz of selling money.
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What kind of gay shit is this?
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