Ululuations punctuated the night around the streets of Kakamega when Oparanya finally signed into law the subject of a virtually unopposed referendum. Facilities serving meals shall no longer be allowed to distinguish this from that meat, from the ballooning loss in revenue, thanks to the redundant use of the word INKOOO, and all this in a move that is sure to propel him right to the Gubernatorialk apex come GURA TAY!!!
The only options will be descriptors such as : WINKUU, PINKUUU,TRAMMSTICK,KIZAAD, MIKUNA MIKUNA , NA SHINKOO (In honor of the new Nairobi Governor, Mheshimiwa Shaddarablle Sonko, who was in attendance having just officiated on the prior day, the 2018 MASHADA CONFERENCE in a nearby hotel).
You seem very excited about something, but sielewi ni nini…
:D:D
Anasema nini?
Papa ongea kiluhya tu @uwesmake ata tafsiri
Ngojea matusi sasa.
Sielewi kuka, ongea lugha ya nyumbani
kwani jamaa umeshikwa na Holy Spirit unaongea in tongues?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…bangi ni mbaya aki
:D:D:D:D:D
Amefyatukiwa kabisa. 
umejijibu…huelewi juu umelewa…toa lock usome tena
Eh panaaaa ukisha malisa trammmstikkkk kama Gumi na tano ifii kila kitu inakuuwa glear! enaitwa han PEHIFANIII (MY ex alisema from neno epiphany ya kimompo!!!)