Onyango Oloo (cont.)

News & Politics
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In the last episode of the entertaining ODM nomination soap, former TNA Secretary General had joined JaKuon’s cacophonous party and was going to be Kisumu Central MP, because he believed that he had a valuable dossier on how Jubilee stole 2013. So, in typical ODM fashion, he bought his own privater returning officer to announce him the winner of the nominations.

But then…

[SIZE=6]Tribunal orders ODM to give Obura Kisumu Central nominations certificate
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[SIZE=4]As an independent, where does Onyango Oloo think he could sell his dossier?[/SIZE]

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D The price of treachery

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political sweep

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And his ex-colleague Sakaja - who stayed the course, poised to become Nairobi Senator with Sonko’s support.

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“A rat is the lowest thing anyone could be”, Collogero (A Bronx Tale, 1994)

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Anyone who rats on a partner, accomplice, mentor, owner can never be trusted wherever they go.
You don’t expect me to ask you why you left your former employer alafu uniambie vile ni mafala na wako down wanakulaga terere lunch kila siku, then you expect me to employ you.

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He is now wondering how Tuju made it and how Izo Mwaura failed

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Hapa umenichekesha

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In typical babuon fashion, used dumped and forgotten after generating splashing headlines for a miserable 2 days. A few years from now many will be hard pressed to recall who Onyango Oloo was.

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@Mathaais,

Probably plucked before boiling, as he must have paid the usual fees na kitu extra ya Baaabaaah!! despite his battle secrets.

The joke in this joke is that the certificate finally went to Ouda, he of that wailing woman on TV: “Ouru akuje atafute kura, sina furaa!!”…

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same here :D:D:D:D