Online Ordered Coomer

Siku moja nimeingia tao masaa ya usiku usiku nikiwa nimechoka kama silly. Nikabook room mbio mbio ya kedo 1200, nikiwa nimelala nkaskia huo mgongo apana… mgongo unahitaji massage kidogo, nacho kigongi kilitaka kutiana…

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nikaingia bafu nikingoja coomer, nkaoga vizuri na kujiwekelea juu ya kitanda nikiwa uchi uchi… wacha milaya ifike hehehe sijawai ona kitu kama hiyo wasee, nilidhani ni mashetani za TZ zimeshuka, kitu ya white na ma red red kwa uso, kitu ina kitambi miguu ya white na majoints reddish kitu huwezi taka kuona…
ilibidi nimwambie nmepata emergency call ata i was about to call nimshow asikam, na hivo ndo nililearn lesson… nefa order coomer online

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WYSINWYG!

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nefa

HAHAHAHAA…:D:D:D:D:D

When will people learn that the pics they put on those sites are usually picked from the internet

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Hayo ni mapepo…

Hehe…pole jamaa. Vitu za online karibu zote hukuwa na kasoro.

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Hehehehe tumia tinder mjamaa ama Facebook

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wacha kuharibia e-commerce sifa.

Pole

hii nimekubali pia, heri uingie K street ujichagulie

vitu zingine huwa tu abrupt, umefika alafu saa tano ya usiku ndo unajiambia ‘na si miumane nilale?’

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vitu ya ecommerce nimewacha

What you see ain’t always what you get.

You are a let down to humanity. You get a chance to screw saitan and you pass the hero opportunity. Saitan!

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WWUD?

Kua na kadem kipa town siku moja watakusaidia na ukiwa na trip uko infor her prior to…utajiokoa na mengi

hehe! ktalk never dissapoint