one month one week sober

[Uzo]

It’s been a month and a week since I last drank alcohol.

Here are the benefits:

1. Fewer regrets (zero fights, zero insults exchanged)
2. Improved relationships
3. Better productivity at work
4. Confidence – I can stride around confidently without wincing
5. Better health – I’ve been eating healthy these past few weeks.

Disadvantages

1. Insomnia. (Takes me quite a while to fall asleep. Usually I stay up all night, reading or watching a movie)

2. Boredom. I miss gulping down shots and dancing like a motherfucker. I miss the feeling of shoving someone by the chest and bellowing, “eeh, utafanya nini? uta do?”

3. Gây sex - Most of all, I miss the sensation of passing out and being drilled in the poop-hole by @poyoloko & @Jimit. I miss the feeling of having those two feggots chewing on my dìck.

[Heke]

We umbwa ingia apa umalize ushoga… kiino

[Uzo]

@Heke

We umbwa ingia apa umalize ushoga… kiino

bwana @Heke how many times will you make me go through the dip? How is your smelly wife btw? Leo naomba unisafishie mattercore yako.

[ChifuMbitika]

The key to good living is to do what makes you happy but do it in moderation. If you are okay with going out and having drinks, do it but with extreme caution and moderation.

[Uzo]

@ChifuMbitika

The key to good living is to do what makes you happy but do it in moderation. If you are okay with going out and having drinks, do it but with extreme caution and moderation.

how is your ugly wife chifo?

[Ngimanene_na_matharo]

@Uzo

It’s been a month and a week since I last drank alcohol.

Here are the benefits:

1. Fewer regrets (zero fights, zero insults exchanged)
2. Improved relationships
3. Better productivity at work
4. Confidence – I can stride around confidently without wincing
5. Better health – I’ve been eating healthy these past few weeks.

Disadvantages

1. Insomnia. (Takes me quite a while to fall asleep. Usually I stay up all night, reading or watching a movie)

2. Boredom. I miss gulping down shots and dancing like a motherfucker. I miss the feeling of shoving someone by the chest and bellowing, “eeh, utafanya nini? uta do?”

3. Gây sex - Most of all, I miss the sensation of passing out and being drilled in the poop-hole by @poyoloko & @Jimit. I miss the feeling of having those two feggots chewing on my dìck.

Homosexuality con, utaacha kuibia watu lini?

[cortedivoire]

Umafwi thread

[Mchizi]

@Tauren enda church.

[Bobaa]

@Mchizi.

@Tauren enda church.

Church ni ya clueless bonobos…

[Shiesty]

You should celebrate your achievements with a drink.

you now have the control and you deserve it.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

Donkey :meffi:

[gobshite]

@Uzo

It’s been a month and a week since I last drank alcohol.

Here are the benefits:

1. Fewer regrets (zero fights, zero insults exchanged)
2. Improved relationships
3. Better productivity at work
4. Confidence – I can stride around confidently without wincing
5. Better health – I’ve been eating healthy these past few weeks.

Disadvantages

1. Insomnia. (Takes me quite a while to fall asleep. Usually I stay up all night, reading or watching a movie)

2. Boredom. I miss gulping down shots and dancing like a motherfucker. I miss the feeling of shoving someone by the chest and bellowing, “eeh, utafanya nini? uta do?”

3. Gây sex - Most of all, I miss the sensation of passing out and being drilled in the poop-hole by @poyoloko & @Jimit. I miss the feeling of having those two feggots chewing on my dìck.