One day Arsenal will kill me. Guys, wish me a quick recovery..

Yesternight was a long one for me. Someone provoked me by calling me an arse n hole during the final minutes of the gunners game.

I didnt know what had happened coz i was kinda tipsy, but my buddies quickly rushed me to one of their rides and whized me to a nearby hospital while another one followed us behind with my ride.

I later came to learn that i had broken 2 fingers but the other guy (a man-u fan, but a stranger to me) had a broken jaw and two unaccounted for teeth.

I wont say where it was for security purposes, but just pray for my quick recovery wish me well.

ONE LOVE…

you must be from nyanza

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kwa nini boss…?

uliza @Twangapepeta knuckle sandwiches zimemfikisha wapi

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This is what I call boolshiet.
Fighting for teams playing in far away Europe and who most probably don’t know or care whether you exist or not let alone being their fan.
Nonsense!

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Assault with a deadly weapon. Causing grievous bodily harm et al. Just some of the charges waiting for you which 100K should sort out.

Pole kaka. Its never that serious.

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you should be in a cell for causing grievous bodily harm. you should immediately start working to improve your emotional quotient…

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ali do nini kwani…?

Grow the ferk up

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@Mathaais, I didnt start it- I was just seated enjoying my drink with my buddies. I had vumiliad this overgrown kid for a while, buy he became just tooooooo much for me. From where I was born and bred, we dont entertain such stupidity…

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there’s nothing like genetic use of primitive energy…we are in modern times…

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I have a P-3 with me, thats why I have intelligent and connected friends. If he has a P-3 as well, then this will be an ‘affray’ case- where both of us will be charged for creating a nuisance in public. I have good lawyers as part of my ‘intelligent’ friends…

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OK, my dikc grew up in someone’s fat pusssy, that’s how and why you came into existence…

I feeel you man! I used to be driven up the wall by Arsenali fans during a game which Man Utd was losing, but learnt the art of breathing in, breathing out and just walking away. Its never that serious.

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You type pretty fast for someone with broken fingers…

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Thanks @Electronics4u, at least you have an idea of what must have conspired. Some of these overgrown babies can make you go bananas- can u imagine someone- & a stranger for that matter- tapping my back calling me an ‘arse n hole’ just because i was in an Arsenal jersey? Not once or twice, but for the last 15 minutes or so of that game…

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what are you trying to insinuate? I broke my LEFT HAND little and ring fingers. My thumb, middle and Index fingers are in order- so no biggie in typing…

What do you think???

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hehehe. That’s going too far. I watched the game, and If it were me, yenyewe hapo I would also have reacted. Kofi Mbili na sweep:D @Jirani style.

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his jaw and teeth hit and broke your hand?:eek:

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