Two weekends ago I was with a friend at B club representing klist with my boy who had just landed. He’s not the adibas juu chini kind of guy but you can tell he ain’t from around Mukuru nor Kibera for that matter. In the club he had the company of a girl he had known for a while, those ones who you know ukiland lazima threshold ifike. They had a thing going kitambo so it is guaranteed like kabuda and his exes. You know what they say about familiar pussi.
Me kama kawaida ni breezer si nilikuwa tu nakunywa maji coz drinks huko si za watu wa pesa nane. Kidogo jamaa akanishow ameona dame fulani wa kitambo na kuna vile anataka kunyemelea. Akaniambia nipatie dame wake shughuli. Jamaa akaingia chuom haonekani, dame wake akijua jamaa ameenda loo. Time inaenda jamaa hajarudi dame akasema wacha aende choo kumbe ameenda kutafuta boy shall. Mimi nikasahau mission statement nilikuwa nimeandika.
Dame kurudi ni kilio oh anga how can he do this to me bra bra bra. Nikadai, kusema ukweli nani I had no idea what was happening. Boy wangu na yeye kichwa ndogo ikamshow hawezi bembeleza dame because he was already on a new NYS project.
Time ya kwenda home jamaa nikamwacha nikachukua mathree za kibich. Nimefika hapo Kenyatta text inasema dame anaishi na wazazi hakuna venye anaweza fika base na asubuhi lazima dame aende kanisa ibada.
Wadau mnaona kama naweza tosha mboga ku comfort dame wa huyu boy ama bro code applies?