A long long time ago, there was this distant village nested between two mountains.That was long before cows grew horns. A time when Kawambui was a metaphor for dangerous living and Kidinyi a synonym for award-winning male harlotry. When wakanyama was the embodiment of what happens when man quarrels with education, and Uwes a good example of what becomes a man when he possesses more brains than money. When FP was a codeword for liberated female organs available for hire. When the appearance of Nef would send grown boys looking for arimis. When …….