Older women

[system]

@Web Dev

They are seasonal bro. You don’t know the pain of eating rice with stew then when done you realize you forgot about the magical fruit.

jesus christ!! unless you are traditionally not great cooks. maybe the MauMau wars took toll on your cuisine skills so nitawaelewa.

[system]

@Ka-Buda

When i was 22 me and my boy JG were renting an apartment in the Red Light District of a city somewhere in Europe but ofcourse we didn`t realize that it was a “rough” neighborhood in the City and to be honest,we were just happy to get a good 2 Bed Apartment so easily after Weeks of looking.
Anyway; being young and restless,one day i staggered home drunk as a skunk and outside the entrance to our apartment was this Poko selling her “wares” and i guess it was a quiet night for Business juu she offered to spend the whole night with me and to do anything for £20.
I was off my face drunk and lets just say that when i came to my senses next morning; i woke up on the settee in the sitting room next to a “cucu” hooker. She told me that she was 56 and the worst thing was that she insisted on me Fucking her again- Apparently she had enjoyed my “black” cock too much the night before although i had no recollection of Shagging her -BILA ONDCOM!!!

I remember shagging her just so that she would go but at the back of my mind i remember thinking …This woman is older than my mom!..
That is the day i lost all innocence.
The Nightmare of it all and something that i have never deleted from my mind is that after i Came,she took off the condom,chucked it behind the Fireplace and proceeded to Remove Her Dentures (false teeth) ,after which she gave me the best Blowjob i have ever had to Date!
I mean; i am like a Heroin addict - i am still looking for the intensity of cumming that i got from that blowjob and over time i have come to accept that i May Not live to get another blowjob from a “Kibogoyo”.
True Story!

lol sounds like American pie when the guys got contact of some hoe lakini the forgot to check the date which had been indicated 1980.

[kingolonde]

Some hekayas here deserve a Pulitzer.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Nefertities

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Moderators, plse ask THIS ONE to stop this aki!

Its damn irritating, like wanking on Kenyatta Avenue.

[Tarantinoh]

@Deorro

christ!! unless you are traditionally not great cooks. maybe the MauMau wars took toll on your cuisine skills so nitawaelewa.

My grandma was a great cook, only my dad understood my undying love and attention. I made sure that her house had enough furl and water before taking care of my dads house.

[Guru]

Eeee ķweli!

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Moderators, plse ask THIS ONE to stop this aki!

Its damn irritating, like wanking on Kenyatta Avenue.

@Nefertities please use humor that guka understands. thank you homie

[system]

@Tarantinoh

My grandma was a great cook, only my dad understood my undying love and attention. I made sure that her house had enough furl and water before taking care of my dads house.

wachache maybe. this post was about cougars though lets not derail it. we will take about that in a post of its own

[system]

@Guru

Eeee ķweli!

hello bae

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Moderators, plse ask THIS ONE to stop this aki!

Its damn irritating, like wanking on Kenyatta Avenue.

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[gashwin]

@Tarantinoh

I bonked her 26 days a month for two years with the expection of the code red days

…
the energy of youth (direct trans-nguvu za ujana)

[gashwin]

@Deorro

jesus christ!! unless you are traditionally not great cooks. maybe the MauMau wars took toll on your cuisine skills so nitawaelewa.

do you know 'cados are good for your nuts? wewe kaa hapo tu…

[bjurmann]

Roho safi…Nilikuwa naji nice Na masa WA mboga. Mkamba. The ones wako Na vibanda kubwa Na wameajiri a young man n girl to do the selling n stuff. Brown momo 46yrs of age. Was new in Mombasa. Kazi Ni ya shift Na niko 25 yrs. Ilinibidi nihame estate bro. Unachapa coomer mama hatosheki. Namtusi,namhepa lakini after two weeks dry najipitisha kwa biz yake. Ana take hint. Anaenda kwake Na kuningoja. Tunatiana Kama wendawazimu. Keshoye anani flash niende…namtusi. Nikajua nikiendelea hivi sitawahi oa.

[Mkufuu]

@Deorro

whats with Okuyus and avocados kwa chakula? ngoja nitawapa hekaya in a post of its own about her

That’s a fallacy, I love avocados na mimi si mmoja wao.

[village_robot]

There is a song that goes ‘Dunia Ina Mambo’ or something like that. What am reading here is making my eyes pop out…

[system]

@Mkufuu

That’s a fallacy, I love avocados na mimi si mmoja wao.

enough of avocados. lets talk about shagging older ladies. ever done one? if yes how many years older than you and share the experience

[system]

@village robot

There is a song that goes ‘Dunia Ina Mambo’ or something like that. What am reading here is making my eyes pop out…

wait till you have a taste of Mrs. Robinson

[mabenda4]

I was 24. Her eldest son was four years my senior. She was a tenant and i was head of rent collection dept. She had issues with arrears. One time we went to lock her out. She called me aside and the rest is geography. We bonked for almost an year. Best puthy i ever had

[system]

@mabenda4

I was 24. Her eldest son was four years my senior. She was a tenant and i was head of rent collection dept. She had issues with arrears. One time we went to lock her out. She called me aside and the rest is geography. We bonked for almost an year. Best puthy i ever had

ilikuwa combi bonking? ama hao wengine walijikata?

[Mkufuu]

@Deorro

enough of avocados. lets talk about shagging older ladies. ever done one? if yes how many years older than you and share the experience

There is nothing in an old woman that I find attractive even if the said woman is 49 year old Janet Jackson or the 41 year old Kate Moss. I however have hekayas for 19 and 20 yr olds anyone interested?