Forwarded from +254 795 637830:
Dear customer,pay your 4G loan today to avoid adverse CRB listing and visitation by field collectors. Use paybill no 992701
field collectors … 10 green emojis
Uliza safaricom kama hiyo paybill ni customer wao?
Juzi some idiot tried to con na ile ujinga ati sijalipa stima nilimfanyisha ujinga siku mzima then i called him out . Alikula makali akanitusi matako alafu akakata simu.
tupe hekaya ulimfanyisha ujinga gani
sounds as if ulimkamua
Mason nilikuambia uoe mnyambiane na bibi kwa blanketi usiku, ona UPUS unafanya sasa
He called me @ 10am mimi nikajifanya zuzu we talked for a minute alafu nikampromise juu niko waks nitamtumia 2k saa za lunch acheze chini before nipate chapaa ya kulipa io bill. long story short lunchtime ikafika but i didn’t keep my promise he called me back kuuliza niaje nikmshow job imekua mingi cjatoka achill mpaka 5 nitoke mjamaa akasema haini issue na nakisau stori yake assuming amengamua amelima shamba ya mawe.
Jioni kitu 7:30 he calls back na vitisho baridi ati atarauka kukatia stima juu ya mti nikamshow akate sina pesa nasilipi. He was so fucking mad he mumbled some words nikasikia ameniita matako alafu akakata simu.
Huh?
Mzee mjinga, niaje?
Niaje umepotea ivo sikuizi ama ulipata kibarua kwa muindi?
Nimemea sasa so lazima kupotea kidogo nikitafta kitunguu
Hiyo ndo synonym ya kukua mature??