Hi big bro. I need your advice.
I have three facilities with Family bank…two for asset finance… …vehicles.
Juzi i was at the Atm, and i saw a notice on the wall announcing the good news…that in keeping with the law, Family bank had adjusted the lending rates to 14.5%.
I was overjoyed. This meant i would salvage something little every month.
So jana, i put on a very nice Kaunda suit, wore a nice watch i was gifted by my sis, and walked into my branch to see my credit manager…a yellow yellow from Kathosweni who over the years has blatantly refused my advances despite several lunches and fruit baskets. I wanted to rub it in…to look in her face as she told me…“Bwana Mabenda…instalments zako zimeshuka hadi…”
I was very expectant…but to my utter horror, once i was seated, she adopted an aloof demeanor, grinning like a rodent on heat and, in brief, told me that asset finance was previously at 12%… And as such, my two facilities would be adjusted upwards to 14.5%,.
Only my third facilty, an unsecured, would be adjusted downward from 24%.
I havent eaten a thing since then…tafasary saidia…is it true…coz i dont want to imagine Equity will tell me the same…i hate that asswipe Kiambu Mp
@Okiya njoo
a rodent on heat, ha! especially a mole-rat. shylock will always get his pound of flesh…
wewe M4 do u know u are the reason why my thread on Lichoti’s expose was deleted. Wewe ni doggy sana Brare fwakin siet meffi
Tulia baby boy…kuanika Anko was very Gay on ur part. Coomer wewe
Dude, your writing is fwain.
Kabisa.
hizo ni chokosh wars zangu na lichoti. Why have’nt u raised a finger after Lichoti anikad supu don pale telegram. Trust me huyo lichoti unatetea akipata picha yako real he won’t even think twice
Am not in telegram…na kama alianika mtu…he is also a pile of meffi…
you will still salvage something in the end lakini kula huyo bank manager to revenge for the 2 percentage increase on interest charged
hehe thread gani?
ingine nime post leo morning…picha ya lichoti akiwa Bar…his real pic
And the pun here was intended…hehehe…this is arguably the best double speak Ktalk has had in two dog years…
Thanks bro…am flirtered
Was the 12% a reducing balance or flat rate facility?
Hii story imefanya tu nicheke. Pole sana M4.
hehehehe leta mbisha
Mabenda leo hutapanda mariam…uko na bahati sana :: OCS amesema
you are what?
@introvert anakupa sifa kisha unamuangusha
mchoraji io bedford ikam
Hehehe…
Ungenyamaza tu.
Ona sasa uko flirtened…
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Honestly, after she mentioned increased payout, i went into a trance…i must have left her talking… @Okiya where at thou… We are being fingered here… By Family…and we are still Members…the horror