Office etiquette

Niaje wadau na wadaudesse…leo nimeingia kwa ofisi, we are usually about 4 guys in there. Sa nikaskia nimefinywa na mkojo ikabidi niende upstairs kwa loo kuji relieve. Kufika joo nikakutana na kombora moja last occupant alitia but nashuku aliflash but ikabaki. Sa after kukojoa pia nikaflash na ikakataa kuenda…it was a one stubborn motherfuckn shit…nliflash thrice in counting but kitu inaniangalia tu na kiburi ya kunguru inakikuja kutembelea boyshaud ikinyesha

I was worried nikiacha ivo, na kila mtu ameniona nikipanda, next user atajua tu ni mimi… ilibidi nitafte ndoo nimwagilie manually but wapi, ilibidi nichape trips tatu na ndoo nikichota na kumwaga ndo nikafaulu… the struggle was real… whatever that colleague of mine alikula before atembelee hii small office lazima alisengenywa sana vile @Nyarwath alisengenya uyo jamaa aliwaaibisha kwa iyo ruracio na ndo maana by-products zikaninyanyasa ivo.

What I’m saying is, for those who use such kind of facilities in such kind of places, please handle your shit (literally) to the latter muache kunyanyasa simple descendants apa.

Huyo msee alikua amekazia mshuto hadi ikamix na shonde ikakua floater. Next time iwekelee matissue ujipee shugli.

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Hehehe hio ndio shida kubwa. Ukiwacha hivo you’re the main suspect.

This is a very [SIZE=1]hard[/SIZE] shitty thread
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Ungeiwekelea matissue mob alafu uflash…whenever i use the loo i hear next office cubicle niggas waiting for the water to fill up again ndio waflush…ha ha…the struggle is real.

What fuckery is this?

WTF?

kukunia kazini ni njaro.
ikifika end month upewe 20k salo yako, unajua atleast umespend 4 hrs per month kwa choo

I understand you. Mimi niliwai hara na force hadi chembechembe ya mafwi ikaruka kando ya bowl. Ilikua hizi office ziko na choo ndani waah! Of course I flushed it but the bowl still had some remnants of mafwi. Good news it was at 4PM nilitoka hapo kama nmeenda nyumbani although kesho yake asubui niliingia ofisini nikijishuku sana.

ok,24 working days in a month…4hours(240) minutes…so 10minutes a day,sio mbaya…

Meffi wewe

shitty post

LITERALLY

What have I read??

kumbe ulifanya calculations na ikakuwa correct?
na vile nili guess

Pia huwa mnaexperience hii vitu kwa choo za wamama? Yaani unapata pia ule mumama kama @Purple anakunyia halafu haflush yote? Eeeh?

hehee,na after kufanya nikajiuliza kama kichwa yangu iko sawa

Kuna wale me huita [COLOR=rgb(41, 105, 176)]Perennial shitters.
Office yangu iko near the loo…even though niko air conditioned na well ventilated…(coz niko server room…sipendi co-workers n useless chitchat)

Some guys ni kama hawana choo kwao or wanaishi single rooms… 3 times an hour just to shit…EVERY DAY!!! anaingia then makes poop grunts flash…toka…minutes llater huyoooo amerudi! hamuoni aibu kukunia kwa wenyewe?!

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