Of unforgettable Hekayas and incomplete ones

So this is has been a place where we share, care and dare. We laugh, sympathise, agree, disagree and advice.

Some of the Hekayas we were happy to share and get them off our minds, others we regretted to have shared and others we wished we listened to thw advice given.

But a hekaya is a hekaya and the Internet never forgets.

So I will start…

@Web Dev once confessed to wearing white panties and streaking them. Hahaha I have never laughed so hard.

The hekaya that I want to know what happened was with this talker who took a hoe and her child for a date to uhuru park…he was excited and looked forward to it, but talkers were adamantly against it…I cannot remember who it was ndio I tag him. So what has happened since that date?

Endeleeni…

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Hehehe hata mimi nataka kuskia hio

@Ka-Buda hakumaliza ile hekaya ya dead twins…kuja hapa umalise

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Dead twins? Hio ni gani tena

@Web Dev also said it here that in his gay drilling episodes, he was left with a deek wrapped in green matter.
Mimi hata nimekonda coz Every time I try to eat something, that image appears ma mind. It made me loose my appetite kabisa

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This one
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/kujeni-hapa-msikie-uhondo-hii-dunia-ina-mambo-long-read-alert.33899/

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Hehe…actually it was during an episode of HKM. Homowebdev actually isn’t homo.

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I should not have come to this thread. You’re disgusting for repeating such vulgarity. Ai !!

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My apologies.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/OUqHr6k2JPXBC/giphy.gif

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https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vkUuPqA6Gix39l4_RI-aKCE-UY6b0KIrrwAAmwYvylSs_S36

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I think hiyo hekaya ya singo mother it was @perfectionist alileta. Unfortunately, it didn’t end well for him.
That being said, it could be someone else, there was a time singo mother was the only thing I was reading here.

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It was not @perfectionist it was some other talker…he was going to play ball with the small kid at uhuru park and with that maybe impress the mother.

@Guru Sasa my deer…ata kama mimi hukuingililia jua sinanga beef na wewe ms fatty fatty…

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Ata mimi nilipatana na stripper fulani liddos alicatch mafeelings na mimi. Ameiva kuruka na ata yeye ako na mtoi…possibly ni hii nyoka ilikuwa imeweza villager Cleveland. Pole kwake juu nilikamua your future wife bila malipo…:D:D:D:D

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Hehe when was this?

he he…tell us more…:slight_smile:

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Black naonanga kama tunajuana…hehehe…hii si mara ya kwanza tumekuwa in the same area na wewe…
It was some time earlier this month over the weekend…haikosi ni wewe ulikuwa unasuguliwa hapo VIP…

Mimi hekaya yenye ilinimalisa ni ile ya @blueline kuibia inspekta material za ndarugo. Moto sana, sijaisahao so far.

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Mimi nataka ile @Fala 12 aliachwa na fiancee kwa kufilisika na maisha

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