Niko TRM getting me a pizza…yea that’s right, got to treat myself once in a while.
Lakini kitu najiuliza…si kuna waschana warembu huku? Wueh! Salaaaala!
Looking left, right, up and down ni warembo pekee. Sijui kama game ya mall itawork?
Anyway jana I was in a meeting all day where I had my ass handed to me on a plate…lakini nikiangalia hawa waschana loho yangu inaanza kuskia msoori sana 
Tumekubali leo umekula pizza…
@The.Black.Templar did you ride your bike there? Pics of you on the bike, with the pizza next to your thighs and your phone number or it didn’t happen …
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picha ya watu wa kukulia na macho?!
pole, ilikuwa meeting internal ama ama na guys from outside the company? Kuna meetings mtu huzushiwa na kamsee who is not from your company unaskia kumwona war
ntapitia huko hii wikendi
leta picha…hatutaki ya pizza!
Gawsh! Nitaweka kweli? Na nikishikwa wakule pizza yangu?
Yo! I can send the pic ya pizza plus my no. Lakini thighs labda you come for them!
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Ha ha ha
Waaah! Where do all these pretty girls come from niende kucheki maneno huko 
Weka picha yao. Sipendi suspense.
Sasa mrembo, leo haukupitia trm na vile nilikuwa jicho after @Ice_Cube kunipea heads up?
Thanka bro, It was a combination. …things didn’t go as planned and I looked like a failure and the way I had raised guys hopes yaani. …anyway I got a repeat presentation coming up soon. A chance to set things right!
Terrific Tuesdays!
TRM is a prime hunting ground my brother. How many of them cute ladies do you see walking out with shopping or groceries?..very few. Ukiengage your ufisi gear u’ll bag a few. Most are there for a walk, meeting friends or for banking services. If I am hunting, I walk in like a boss, Like an alpha male. Chatting with everyone including the security guards and very jovial with nothing to lose. Here is a typical scenario
Hapo trueworths: If I spot a hawt mama…I pick some apparel say a shirt then ask for her opinion
ME: (while smiling) Excuse me. How does this blue look on me?
Her: It’s not bad…I’ts cool on you.
ME: Considering my dark complexion shouldn’t I get something brighter?
Her: No you ain’t dark actually you’re chocolate! it fits you really nice. ha ha
Me: Come on, you really put it like I am your complexion…ha ha ha (conversion continues till I get her number)
Other prime places are the at the escalator (stand behind a hawt lady and strike a conversation…you have about 3 minutes to make an impression), furniture palace, safaricom shop, Sony world and the baby shop. One day I remember I was getting frisked and some hawt lady passed by without being bothered by the guard…I protested nicely.
Me: Hey How comes huyo amepita bila kuangaliwa?
(girls looks at my direction) and I am like Hi there? she is like Hi? Security wakacheka after walimalizana nami…mimi huyo nikamfuata
Me: Hi? How did you do that? That’s amazing.
Her: Do what?
Me: Pass by without getting noticed, I mean without getting frisked he he he.
Her: I did nothing I guess wameniacha tu.
Me: Hmm maybe next time i’ll do nothing too. ha ha BTW I am Mkufuu.
her: Triza…
My conversations end with something like this!
Me: I’ll be at the art cafe…mind joining me for a milkshake or some mint tea?
Her: hmmmmm maybe I will when I am done.
Me: Awesome! So how can I stay in touch with you?
Her: You’ll be there right? I’ll join you./ (sometimes I am lucky) Her: Maybe I can give you my number it’s 07…
Me: Cool See you then. Happy shopping.
Wewe ni fisi kweli. Lakini chunga pishori from our sisters living in Zimma, Kasaa & 44 . A woman has got to eat too.
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Kumbe it’s Thirsty Tuesday!