Is it me alone ama some of you too have experienced this…
When you meet old school mates or people you used to stay with in an estate the only thing they want is to either steal from you or screw you.
I met some guy who we used to go to primary school together. I didn’t even notice him miaka zimeenda sana manze. Niliskia tu amekam “Vipi Tal G. (Ghusto)?” Tal G used to be my nickname back then. Nilitaka kumtoka ndo akanikumbusha ni Deno tulikuanga na yeye raima. I still didn’t recognise him real well but after him telling me a mischievous particular episode where we put super glue on the class teacher’s chair that’s when i came to recognise him. Tukachapiana kiasi chake alafu hii nugu anaanza kunitoanisha ati nimuwai za macho. Mara ameanza story za project anadai nijoin kama investor alafu ikiwai tutakuwa tunakafunga ile vinoma lakini wapi mi ni mjanja so nikamuonyesha sina any jamaa alijitoa after aliona sitoboki. these niggas steal from you by not using weapons or objects or threats, they con you into giving them money na ivo ndo anadisappear.
Yesterday I met some bitch who we used to stay in the same esto back then. Her brother was my best friend. tulikuwa tukitulianga kwao tukicheza tekken 5 na God of War kwa ps 2 yake. mathake alikuwa hadi amenitambua siku zingine nilikuanga nadoze hadi huko. back then nilikuwa dwanzi sekta ya madame since i was still growing sikujua vitu zingine. she used to join us tukicheza ps and would challenge us tukiplay tekken 5. so this bitch had grown really beautiful damn alikuwa ameweza walai. I didn’t recognise her by face, I did recognise her by name. Tulikuwa kwa MPESA shop na akitoa id wakati wa kuwithdraw pesa nikaona jina nikaona inakaa familiar sana. Since ama tall i couldn’t hide the fact that i could see everything from up here. I am 6’4 translating to 193cm or 1.93m that’s tall in kenyan standards. When she was done I wanted to talk to her but she was hesitant to listen to me. When I mentioned her brother’s name that’s when she stopped to listen. When I told her who I was she was like “Wow Tal si umekuwa mrefu”. I bent down and gave her a hug. We talked for some minutes reminding ourselves of the ps 2 challenge, laughed it off and then exchanged numbers. In the evening she started a convo that turned sexual real quick
Her: Wow you have grown so tall
Me: Its life.
Her: Guess your… is just as tall as you
Me: What’s that?
Her: Your snake its just as tall as you
Me: Okay. Do you really wanna talk about this?
Her: Yeah why not? I have always had a crush on you since we were kids
Me: But your brother was my best friend can’t betray that trust and I thought you were innocent like before
Her: That was then Tal. Vindu vichijanga. Things have changed now. Like you have just said its life.
Me: Okay. Hows Kevo? (Kevo is her brother)
Her: Achana na Kevo let’s talk about us. How about we have a good time?
Me: You mean enjoy ourselves?
Her: No. I mean we fuck DUMMY!! wanna feel your big D ploughing through me.
Me:…
Wacha niachie hapo ntaendelea na convo watu waanze kumbao hapa.
but seriously ukimeet dame kitu anadai ni ati we umpige mjulubeng tu.
Mimi former school mates huwa tu exited kuona old boy wa muchez. Its always a happy moment. We all seem to have a certain element of brotherhood. We just catch up then wish each other well kila mtu amaendelea na safari yake. Story ya kutoanishana naskia hapa na wewe
Punguza fangi mzeiya… Ati dem anakuambia she wants to feel your big johnson just like that…vile madem wa nairobi got their eyes on wallet…huyo pengine ni virusi alitaka kukugawia.
It happens when you visit the hood or shagz, if your family had reputation for being well off.
Some people just look monied because they keep themselves well and never ask around for help.
I get alot of hustles when I go back to the hood but I always make a brief appearance and disappear abruptly so hustlers can’t figure my moves.
I don’t mind ya macho but most use it for alcohol and greens, waste of money luxuries.
I can’t start contributing to the same institution in the name of giving back yet I was selected to join on merit, paid fees to learn like any other individual and was harassed by the administration for petty reasons. We parted ways the day I cleared my fourth year exams.