Of Missing Teeth, and Dentists' Boobs.............

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So yesterday I went for my annual dental check-up at a little clinic off Ralph Bunche Road. It is owned by momoic dentist I used to drae frae back in the day. I always love my visits to her because as she leans forward to look at my cavities, I can feel the warmth of her nyonyos on the side of my face.

Hata kuna siku…wacha tu.

Any way, yesterday she instructed a new kadentist to give me the check-up. I could swear I saw a naughty glint in her eye.

As expected, when she leaned forward her perky little breasts were all over me. I got the hardest hard-on ever, and those are rare and far between nowadays. I must have started hyperventilating, coz the kadentist started kind of panicking.

I reassured her, and it must then have occurred to her that I was having trouble of a different kind. She became embarrassed and started talking too much.

“Wow, Guka, you only have three missing teeth. Most people don’t even have half their teeth.”

I lost two to an accident

But that statement stunned me. Is it true most Kenyans don’t have all their teeth intact? I mean, I am 64 and I still have 29 of my teeth!

[SIZE=6]HOW MANY ARE YOU MISSING?[/SIZE]
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(And be honest!)[/SIZE]

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4, my wisdom teeth haven’t grown yet:D

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Guka kibogoyo.

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mystery solved finally!!

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Cucu mugandu!

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btw, how do you count your years? last year, you said you are 67. Now you are 64.

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There is no way you are 46yrs old, be honest Youngling !!!

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Which mystery would that be

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mimi nashangaa bado namea meno…kwani meno yachoka kumea when ama i am immortal ni vile sijui?

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:D:D:D:D

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die fossil man die

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Pris! hiyo hekaya yenye unakataa kusema,its not fair

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Bj yako inaweza kua tamu…

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This post went on a totally different direction from what I was expecting…

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I trying to imagine the position at which the Momoic dentist was examining your teeth ndio nyonyo sikuze mashavu lakini sipati picha.

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Me too man, sielewi how this happens… was he lying on a bed and then the lady is leaning forward? conceptually it still far

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Huyu mwambie akupatie head, utapenda

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there are two probabilities here:
a) @FieldMarshal CouchP has a very big head.
b) @FieldMarshal CouchP’s dentist is busty af

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watch the movie Benjamin Button for you to at least empathise with gramps and what he must be going through

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I’m missing none