A few years after starting the new millenium, i was done with high school and was waiting for JAB to decide my future course. Sasa inabidi kukaa mtaani for a year and a half. In that period, i met a girl at church and we chatted ourselves to a make belief relationship. One afternoon the girl invited me to their place we go hang out juu wazazi hawako. Mimi huyo nikapata food ready nikakula na nikaanza story until her relative came majioni, nikajitoa.
It hit me a few months later that ni vitu nilikuwa nimeitiwa. Mimi na virginity yangu tulibaki strong hadi later that year.
Sikuwahi kula huyo dem but we are friends now, a wife to my good friend.
An apology prayer was offered to ancestors with CC to chairman team mafisi.
. I think I have booze to blame for most of my missed opportunities. The one you fall asleep while making out. That is when you feel like a belt or bra are Locked with a combination code.
Like Homo @HABILIS up there said. Not every coomer is worth it. Sometimes unalenga tu and look at the bigger picture. Plus I like to eat what I have worked for.
In the rugby pitch, during warm up, the guys use a technique called ‘hot potato’ . Some players fumble, due to the speed of the pass and they can’t grasp the ball… Fumblers… Yeah, we call them fumblers. Don’t fumble.
I know, I got a few friends who ended up with sausage fingers, that ball comes to you hard and fast, but the passion for the game… Man, when you have that, you hold steady and you hope the fingers aren’t broken,focus on the line and… Touch down! You deal with the ouchies later.
I was taking a cup of tea and typing away on the laptop when the rather cute rather new young hse help came to the sitting room to call mama watoto on the landline. Simu ilikuwa imeegekwa kwa ukuta next to a couch. Yeye akainua goti moja akapiga goti juu ya kiti na kudaka simu huku ameegemea mbele. Pozi moja safi sana. Hiyo perspective ya that young shapely butt! Halafu akageuza face kidogo akaflick nyele kando akanipiga jicho kwa pembeni. Nikajua anarusha ndoana. Nikasmile. Kikaclear throat kikaanza kudial. Nilikuwa hapo hawali kidogo akiniamkua asubuhi nimemsho amedress smart na kweli hiyo morning alikuwa tu sawa. So sasa nikamuuliza btw huwa anapatanga wapi clad zake zinakuwanga smart sana. Akaniambia alinunuliwa na auntie yake huku akiniangalia sasa sawasawa amesmile.
the first girl that I ever ferked nilimshow to her face “nataka nikutombee.” We were already close but sikuwa najua kuitisha vitu. Luckily, dem pia alikuwa anangoja siku nitamuitisha. She just smiled and told me to arrange for a date.
So many missed opportunities when I was a teenager…But no regrets except one.
And for those saying not every puthy is worth it then you were a different breed of teenagers…Mimi any pretty thing was worth it…I only started being cautious/weighing up consequences after I cleared college.
Mimi huregret fine girl flani i was drunk as hell nikazima nikalala. Kuamka asubuhi first words to hear was “whisky jimmy aki ulilala” shit i knew nimemess up ikabidi nianze kupanga plan 2a
maybe kijana amelala na blue balls usiku mzima akiwaza hyo missed opportunity