Of liqour, whores and weak wingmen-the weekend that was!

Last Saturday, will go down as one of the best in history, well that’s according to me. The day started without much plans but as it aged plans went on coming up. I happened to attend some campo games maybe I could get a sponsee for the weekend but as you know during the weekend sponsees are already sponsored. The place wasn’t as productive as I had anticipated. Me and my guy decided coz hakuna form sana huku we can buy a kamzinga angalau tuchangamshe akili tuone kama hawa watu watakuwa warembo_ btw ukitei hadi mama pima anaanzanga kufanana na vera dinyika! So tukafika hapo Nakumatt- nakumatt najua tu liqour section pekee- tukabuy ka 375ml ka Imperial Blue tuchangamke.

Tukanunua kila mtu chaser yake hatukutaka kuonekana walevi sana, tukachapa kitu mdogomdogo ata bila stress. Before turealiaze kitu ilishaanza kutushika ikabidi ata tusare story ya malanye tusake sapa kwanza juu ilishaanza kuwa late. Sisi hao hadi kibandaski tukabonda sembe na nyama, tukaskia tembo imekua neutralized. Tukaona tunaeza fika local ata kama ni kikombe moja ya keg inaeza kuwa form. Before tufike nikaskia text imeingia nikaulizwa uko wapi mbloo niko na mabitch nanimewachorea form, unaeza tujoin? Nikasema niko ready ata tuko na bshte yangu hapa tututakam. Form ya keg ikakatizwa tukaenda kejani kupiga shower angalau turefresh kidogo tukingoja saa tatu tujitoe.

Kufika saa tatu ndio hao madem wanatuuliza tuko wapi tukafastika tukaenda kuwapick, we were four guys and three chics. Hapo kila mtu akajishikia wake isipokuwa beshte yangu mwenye stori za madem hadaingi sana. Tukafika baze, nikuliza yule jamaa alinitolea form, wacha tumuite Frank, intake ya liqour ya hawa lanyes iko aje kabla tublunde. Akanishow hajui sana but kuna mwenye ata makali anachapa, nikajua hapo ni form. Tukaenda kwa counter itisha mzinga mbili ya KC na guarana sita. Tukachafua meza.

Tukashow madem wanywe guarana sisi mzinga ni yetu…but plan ilikuwa kuwa chapia mix mdogo mdogo tukiwachocha vile si kali. Madem wanajipa tu, tunarusha lugha tunadance, lap dance. Ukiskia zinashika unatoka nje unapuff au unachapa gikombe ya thufu na mutura. Hivo tu hadi tukaona madem wamechangamka tukajua time ya kuleave imefika angalau tuwe na energy ya kukamua.

Mi nilidhani kila mtu ashaconvince malaya wake hakuna kupelekwa kwao walale, itabidi wasleep over. Kumbe kuna ng’ombe moja ilishindwa na lugha na ni kama iliwezwa na fobe. Tukaskumana hadi tukafika kejani mi nikadai naenda kwangu na mmoja, Frank naye ata ashachangamka ata mate ilishaanza kutembea nikajua mbaaas, kira kitu iko shwari. Mdogo mdogo dame wa huyu wingman wangu anadai hawez lala na yeye itabidi alale pahali anaona beste yake, nikamshow naeza maccomodate but atalala kwa couch (na ujue ni bedsitter) akadai sawa. Wingman wangu akajitoa akaenda zake, najaribu kuita yule beste wangu angalau ajishindie bitch na yeye ashablackout!

Nikasukumana na hawa madem,hadi kwangu nikachapa ka redbull nilikuwanimejiwekea juu nilishaona kibarua inaeza kuwa ngumu. Tukaingia bed na yule malaya wangu shughuli muhimu ikaanza mara moja, kumbe bado nilikuwa na energy. kidogo kidogo nikaskia kamkono kakiniguza rasa kumbe yule bitch alidai kulala kwa couch alishaskia nduru ya utamu. Nikajua hapa threesome ishaivai nikachange strategy nikamuinvite over na mamunju najaribu kufungua bra inakataa kufunguka, juu ni bedsitter nikachukua kisu nikakata hiyo ushenzi nikatupa ndani ya sufuria. Jegi zilikuwa zimesimama kama za nicki maze nikizidara mwingine akaamka akaweka trimbo kwenye mdomo. Nikajua mbaas thiga ni arua, hiyo ni chinese btw. Vile kitu ilisimama vizuri nikainamisha hii malaya mgeni nikakanyanga kichwa kama kuku ili rasa ije juu nikagonga hiyo punyedho kutoka nyuma hadi kukaanza kunuka tyre zinachomwa. Nikajua siwezi nut ndani nikachomoa nikaambia whores zile nyuso karibu nizibless, nikasprinkle vitu moto kwa juso zao hadi wakatii. Ikabidi tulale tuone kama kutakuwa na energy ya morning glory, kindu saa moja nikaamka nikapika breakoo shower, nikaskia bado tarimbo inaeza piga masafa, niklainvite lanyes waje tuoge wakaja tukaanzia kwa bafu tukamalizia kwa ki…

Sounds Completely like a hoax-NV stop being a Porn Addict dummy

Boss, unataka nisome hii yote haki?:eek::eek::eek:

Stories like these ,are what make’s one log off for a whole damn month :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

Waah what a nice dream…amka sasa, alafu, unatakaje @vuja de asome hii maneno yooote?

These NVs have extremely fertile imaginations

What a great weekend. … Though you might regret it for a long time kama haukutumia CD. … plus address these issues
threshold not met
picha ama sketch missing

You are a master story teller!

soma na office wifi

PEP lazima…mbica loading

no hoax…mbicas will come later

seems the hekaya is so on point, most of you dont believe it!

Nikararua na kisu na kutupa kwa sufuria …maneno ya bedsitter:D:D

Yaonekana 3sum hujapata

NV Unasumbua, meza mataptap polepole, eventually utameza ARVs hivi karibuni…

probably had my first “3sum” before you learned how to crawl, we just don’t go bragging about none issues

Nimesoma 2 paragraphs nimeona Imperial Blue (i dont know what that is), na keg. nikajua this is a story of peasants of the highest order, siwezi relate.

hunitakii mazuri

Nice piece of fiction. Hio ya bra nikali… :D:D

Kutokutakia mazuri ni ikiwa ntakushow usimeze mataptap…na usichelewe kumeza tafasari…